SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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I heard about this po-Tantric thing…
Sex & Shenanigans
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MidwestPrincess23
S&S Prom Queen
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Ummmmm…. This just popped up as “suggested for you”
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Lucky. My Temu & Amazon "suggested" items are unhinged
SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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MidwestPrincess23
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I mean... if a gravy scented candle is something you're interested in, I could arrange to have one delivered to each judge for all our hard work! Merry Thanksgiving to all the dick judges!
UnquietDreams
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Po-tan-tric. Meditate, copulate, don't ever come. Big golden...wait, where was I?
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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I reject your supposition! I order one penis ice mold, and glass dildo and so I must surely be in the market for a vibrating bra or want a silicone pocket pussy shaped like a foot??? That's quite a jump. I might be a bit of a freak, but I'm not a total weirdo!
MindYaBitness
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Po-tantric has got to be the name of an Idahoan sex club.
SalaciousMonkey22
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MindYaBitness
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Oh, you! Go fuck a potato!
deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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I was shocked to not see the vajankle on Oprah's Favorite Things for 2024
SalaciousMonkey22
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deefalttwunnyfor
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You guys make mashed potatoes funny, but I'm not going to yuck someone's yum
MindYaBitness
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Broadband Light? Brazilian Butt Lift? I'm so confused...
MindYaBitness
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I will yuck vajankles, particularly off brand Temu vajankles, all day, everyday, and twice on Sunday
UnquietDreams
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You ought to see them make creamed potatoes...
UnquietDreams
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Tsieuk
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Ngl my life was definitely not made better by learning what on Earth a 'vajankle' is
TXRafe
Neurodivergent
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i agree and currently hate all of you now, smh
deefalttwunnyfor
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UnquietDreams
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No one's was. Except maybe P-mann and @aussiegeekygal, who both find them hilarious.
deefalttwunnyfor
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Look at all you foot-fetish yuckers in here. tsk, tsk. If I had even a remote attraction to feet I'd be marginally disappointed
lavendersilk
Skeptical Romantic
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Please don't.
MindYaBitness
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I love giving & getting a good foot massage. My feet are well cared for and well groomed. You know what my feet don't have? A hole in the sole that you can stick your peen into.
If feet are your thing, go for it. It's the hole in the vajankle that weirds me out.
Can you imagine how insulted my vagina would be, if I was with a guy who just wanted a "foot job" (my first ever Lit DM) or to just jizz on my feet? She'd be like, "I'm right here, sir! I'm literally built for this exact purpose!"
