Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Y’all can blame this one on the monkey

CHEESE

I like how you set up for your cheese board

 

[Qky75]

Not at all.

White blankets don't seem to help neither.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Y’all can blame this one on the monkey

CHEESE

For once in my life being lactose intolerant will work in my favor…. I can ignore all of that cheese and get the real snack!!!!!!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Watermelonetha, Lemonjello (le-MAHN'-juh-lo)

La-a

(Ladasha)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Y’all can blame this one on the monkey

CHEESE

Oh, THANK THE MONKEY!

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, THANK THE MONKEY!

Oops.. I always thought we were supposed to spank the Monkey…

In all fairness, they seemed to enjoy the spanking more than when they just got a “thanks”.

 

[Deadfreak]

Y’all can blame this one on the monkey

CHEESE

Cheeses niced

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, THANK THE MONKEY!

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[SWR101]

Oops.. I always thought we were supposed to spank the Monkey…

In all fairness, they seemed to enjoy the spanking more than when they just got a “thanks”.

I can thank him whole spanking another… the two are not mutually exclusive…

 

[Qky75]

I can thank him whole spanking another… the two are not mutually exclusive…

Singing to the Clash tune

"He might even like it

Spank the monkey
Spank the monkey "

 

[Wriggle]

Not at all.

But then you said "why"

Why would you want your cock to look slimmer?

Suggesting it needed to look fatter.

 

[Wriggle]

Yes you gotta nice dick ok?!? I already feel inadequate as it is without your rubbing it in my face...........wait..........FUCK!!!!

A drunk lady said it was fabulous last week, but then again she was drunk.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes you gotta nice dick ok?!? I already feel inadequate as it is without your rubbing it in my face...........wait..........FUCK!!!!

Stop that!

 

[lavendersilk]

But then you said "why"

Suggesting it needed to look fatter.

I think there is a pill for that.

 

[Wriggle]

I think there is a pill for that.

The Romans used to whip it with stinging nettles.

 

[Qky75]

The Romans used to whip it with stinging nettles.

Kinky!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The Romans used to whip it with stinging nettles.

And that is why Rome fell.

Idiots...

 

[BrendaBear]

Singing to the Clash tune

"He might even like it

Spank the monkey
Spank the monkey "

Is that The Clash? I thought it was Peter Gabriel that sang about spanking the monkey.... but, I was never a big Peter Gabriel fan so I could have gotten that wrong.

 

[Qky75]

Is that The Clash? I thought it was Peter Gabriel that sang about spanking the monkey.... but, I was never a big Peter Gabriel fan so I could have gotten that wrong.

I was singing it to rock the casbah lolol

 

[positiveflirt]

I was singing it to rock the casbah lolol

Dammit man, how am I going to get that one outta my head?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that The Clash? I thought it was Peter Gabriel that sang about spanking the monkey.... but, I was never a big Peter Gabriel fan so I could have gotten that wrong.

No, Pete was shocking the monkey. Not sure which would be worse on poor Monkey though...

 

[Bry1313]

No, Pete was shocking the monkey. Not sure which would be worse on poor Monkey though...

@SalaciousMonkey22 thoughts?

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Qky75]

@SalaciousMonkey22 thoughts?

Singing to the Clash tune

"He might even like it

Spank the monkey
Spank the monkey "

Is that The Clash? I thought it was Peter Gabriel that sang about spanking the monkey.... but, I was never a big Peter Gabriel fan so I could have gotten that wrong.

I was singing it to rock the casbah lolol

No, Pete was shocking the monkey. Not sure which would be worse on poor Monkey though...

Yes....what say you Prehensile Pervert? Pernicious Primate?