Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Y’all talk about some weird shit sometimes. But it’s way better than cheese!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I try to carb load before the main event, help with stamina & cleanup

I gotta say I love this quote out of context and I’m not going to read it otherwise!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The worst is when you forget to flip that latch and it pops open as you move it across the kitchen!!! The worst!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right???? I FINALLY have a big enough kitchen to keep mine on the counter - lugging that thing around is brutal!

What’s this a euphemism for? I got an idea but…:

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Y’all talk about some weird shit sometimes. But it’s way better than cheese!

You're probably going to regret bringing this up...

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Ok I don’t wanna hate too much. The dough hook is a miracle of epic proportions.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're probably going to regret bringing this up...

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[MidwestPrincess23]

Dough hooks and cheese... this night keeps getting better and better!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Dough hooks and cheese... this night keeps getting better and better!

Well just wait until we are lugging things across the kitchen and and propping them up on the counter …..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dough hooks and cheese... this night keeps getting better and better!

Well I know we’re not supposed to kink shame but I think I’m gonna be sick.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Well I know we’re not supposed to kink shame but I think I’m gonna be sick.

Midwesty … I don’t think we should talk about our yeasts then

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Midwesty … I don’t think we should talk about our yeasts then

I should say not! Not in this good Antichrist of a thread sir!

 

[Qky75]

Midwesty … I don’t think we should talk about our yeasts then

Just leave out any discussion on curd please.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just leave out any discussion on curd please.

Is whey okay?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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and now I have an idea... and no there's no euphemism there... or anywhere in my posts tonight!

Just y'all wait and see!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

and now I have an idea... and no there's no euphemism there... or anywhere in my posts tonight!

Just y'all wait and see!!!

I’m…happy….to be an….inspiration?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m…happy….to be an….inspiration?

I don't know that you'll be as excited about it as others, but take pride in knowing you were the inspiration behind it. I won't need to tell you... you'll know!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I gotta say I love this quote out of context and I’m not going to read it otherwise!

I'm pretty sure it's in context.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know that you'll be as excited about it as others, but take pride in knowing you were the inspiration behind it. I won't need to tell you... you'll know!

Why am I worried?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

@MidwestPrincess23 … what’s the sexiest kitchen appliance?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good evening fuckers

 

[MindYaBitness]

I gotta say I love this quote out of context and I’m not going to read it otherwise!

I'm pretty sure it's in context.

You need no context, my words are pearls of wisdom! Cross stitch them onto throw pillows, and make prints to rival live, laugh, love!
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[MidwestPrincess23]

Why am I worried?

because I'm in your nightmares of course

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

because I'm in your nightmares of course

Not before tonight! You’ve been playing the long game!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Not before tonight! You’ve been playing the long game!

I joke, I joke...