Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

I aspire to your croc game
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHo3enRlN3NnemJ0MG1ud21rdDRqOWNpbXA0ZzMwdTFpZDBzc3FnOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xUA7aZhmzXeCXq80Hm/giphy.gif

Game recognizes game

 

[MindYaBitness]

I also had traumatic experiences having younger and older brothers... I've walked into some things that I wish I hadn't. I blame myself for being more secretive and thinking boys also cared about not getting caught.

I've always been very open with my kids about masturbation and being safe sexually. My parents were the exact opposite. I'm pretty sure I traumatize them at least once a day talking about things typical moms don't discuss. It brings me joy.

"Use your imagination, don't lean into porn because you don't get to decide what you like. One week you're spanking it to the thought of some chick in math class, and the next week you'll not be able to get it up unless you see midget clown porn. It's a slippery slope" or "please, just do it in the shower, our washer wasn't meant to process stiff socks!"

I kind of love making him squirm with the truth

 

[Qky75]

You may as well fake your dick pic then.

Wait....that was an option?!?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m screwed!

Dont worry, I'll help you practice as many times as it takes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You may as well fake your dick pic then.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yvevOdaDuLUAAAAd/ben-stiller-hand-gesture.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait....that was an option?!?!

No. That certainly was not an option!

 

[MissRadiant]

Certainly. Until then, a teaser

Now, I regret not buying the wicked sparkle green crocs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Now, I regret not buying the wicked sparkle green crocs.

I understand that. What size are you? If I ever stumble upon them I'll message you.

 

[__Nathan1968]

"Use your imagination, don't lean into porn because you dint get to decide what you like. One week you're spanking it to the thought of some chick I math class, and the next week you'll not be able to get it up unless you see midget clown porn. It's a slippery slope" or "please, just do it in the shower, our washer wasn't meant to process stiff socks!"

I kind of love making him squirm with the truth

I’m a fan of shooting into the toilet. If there’s women in the household, hair and jizz in the shower drain become an impenetrable force.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait....that was an option?!?!

It's THE option.
https://i.ibb.co/tptdg9t/Screenshot-2024-11-10-at-22-18-31-big-ol-dicks-Google-Search.png


I'm giving away all my protips tonight.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No. That certainly was not an option!

Fake dick pic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Protip. Just tie it in a knot with your hands and then stick it in your mouth, take a pic. Presto

V-i-d-e-o, say it with me! This is why I prefer camming 10000x's over pics!!! A pic may say a thousand words, but those words can also be lies!

 

[MissRadiant]

I understand that. What size are you? If I ever stumble upon them I'll message you.

I saw them in the outlet, but got a tie dye pair of flip flops for under $25 instead. I'll pm you my size, just in case.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

"Use your imagination, don't lean into porn because you dint get to decide what you like. One week you're spanking it to the thought of some chick I math class, and the next week you'll not be able to get it up unless you see midget clown porn. It's a slippery slope" or "please, just do it in the shower, our washer wasn't meant to process stiff socks!"

I kind of love making him squirm with the truth

I am NOT into midget clown porn! How dare!

 

[Lmizzler]

It's THE option.
https://i.ibb.co/tptdg9t/Screenshot-2024-11-10-at-22-18-31-big-ol-dicks-Google-Search.png


I'm giving away all my protips tonight.

I’ve learned so much tonight!

Next you’re going to tell me that not all the “women” profiles on here are actually women!

 

[MandaPandaa]

I’m a fan of shooting into the toilet. If there’s women in the household, hair and jizz in the shower drain become an impenetrable force.

Yucky.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve learned so much tonight!

Next you’re going to tell me that not all the “women” profiles on here are actually women!

Well, I'm a dude, we've established that much

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am NOT into midget clown porn! How dare!

Pigmy marmoset porn, perhaps?

 

[Qky75]

Fake dick pic.

My fav dick pic I use

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pigmy marmoset porn, perhaps?

Not the same!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m a fan of shooting into the toilet. If there’s women in the household, hair and jizz in the shower drain become an impenetrable force.

Luckily, he's the only one left at home, so no problem there. Though, I'd love to hear a plumber explain that problem!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m a fan of shooting into the toilet. If there’s women in the household, hair and jizz in the shower drain become an impenetrable force.

 

[SWR101]

"Use your imagination, don't lean into porn because you don't get to decide what you like. One week you're spanking it to the thought of some chick in math class, and the next week you'll not be able to get it up unless you see midget clown porn. It's a slippery slope" or "please, just do it in the shower, our washer wasn't meant to process stiff socks!"

I kind of love making him squirm with the truth

God, that’s the truth though…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yucky.

I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard at this. Ohhh this is fantastic

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, I'm a dude, we've established that much

If you are a dude, my 97.5% just plunged dramatically...