Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

Not exactly zero... and there was a book for reference, so you have that...

I used my pet cat for reference. But he scratched my penis to shreds and well… that was the end of that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not exactly zero... and there was a book for reference, so you have that...

Indeed, your John Thomas was quite scholarly. We love a well read king!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not exactly zero... and there was a book for reference, so you have that...

I have some of those, too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I used my pet cat for reference. But he scratched my penis to shreds and well… that was the end of that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I did a helipenis or whatever there. It was... ok

I did a scene from Scooby-Doo. Then I retired.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I used my pet cat for reference. But he scratched my penis to shreds and well… that was the end of that.

That's a new take on Cat Scratch Fever

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I did a scene from Scooby-Doo. Then I retired.

... did you have someone rip the hood off it like they do at the end of every show?

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's a new take on Cat Scratch Fever

Cat Scratch Hemorrhage.

 

[UnquietDreams]

... did you have someone rip the hood off it like they do at the end of every show?

That's the one. Costumes. Dialog. Soundtrack. Sound effects.

 

[TXRafe]

@everyone help a brother out?

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at some point you just gotta accept you lost man ...good effort though...

 

[LostHorizon]

That's a new take on Cat Scratch Fever

Forget about it.

You have no idea

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's the one. Costumes. Dialog. Soundtrack. Sound effects.

Turns out it was wrinkly old man Peters all along.

 

[Lmizzler]

... did you have someone rip the hood off it like they do at the end of every show?

Geez…you might as well have said Prince Albert!
My reaction was the same.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Indeed, your John Thomas was quite scholarly. We love a well read king!

Ohhhhhhhhh so books get you points, but water bottles and micropenises are suddenly undesirable now?
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[UnquietDreams]

It wasn't intended to go for more than a week, week 2 was because of demand

Well, that and it kind of ...shall we say grew a bit too big? No one figured that many people would submit.

 

[MissRadiant]

Ohhhhhhhhh so books get you points, but water bottles and micropenises are suddenly undesirable now?
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Thanks, I needed a book to read.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ohhhhhhhhh so books get you points, but water bottles and micropenises are suddenly undesirable now?
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In positive news, you can borrow books from the library for free

 

[MindYaBitness]

Forget about it.

You have no idea

I was a paramedic, I would've loved to write the chart on this one!

 

[MandaPandaa]

I feel like a braggert on there, so I don't visit much unless I've had a spectacular session and I really do want to brag

I feel unapologetically like a braggart on there so I try to visit as often as possible

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, that and it kind of ...shall we say grew a bit too big? No one figured that many people would submit.

I knew it would be popular, not that popular though. Plus, my inbox suffered greatly as a result. I maybha e a touch of PTSD

 

[LupineOne]

I used my pet cat for reference. But he scratched my penis to shreds and well… that was the end of that.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In positive news, you can borrow books from the library for free

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[UnquietDreams]

In positive news, you can borrow books from the library for free

 

[MindYaBitness]

In positive news, you can borrow books from the library for free

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so
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[Lmizzler]

If you wanted to.visit my library, you just had to say so
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I need to work on my rizz