Cock Talk

[Mei5ter]

So the key takeaway is to walk in the room with your pants down and your dick up and tell your wife “Time to pay the mortgage”!

 

[drobert44]

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Yeah, that will work!

 

[Apisto42]

Popping into while I eat a salad - not like that, pervs.

But I fail to see what the business of a partnership has to do with the intimacy of a marriage. They seem like two different things to me - you don't need both to make a happy life together.

And while my talkative ass loves a good talk, I think we have to remember NO ONE owes anyone else sex. Period. And it's your choice how to handle that. If sex is your only foundation, bounce. Immediately. But sometimes health, family, mental health, and life just takes priority. You can have blue balls and still pay the mortgage.

I'll see me and my Bleu Cheese out!

My wife and I haven’t had sex for over a year because of cancer. She’s still my sex partner. Trust me, I know about how life effects marriages.

The mortgage part was in reference to Meister saying to not Rick the boat.

Can you? You've lit a Gwyneth Paltrow scented candle, and you're talking with wonderful candour and openness about the missionary sex you're having one Thursday a month, and how to make that just perfect for both of you? But you're secretly wishing she'd wear a strap on so you can lick her boots and beg your queen to fill your ass, and she's secretly wishing you'd pee in her mouth. Does that count as good communication, when neither of you is actually saying what you want? Not sure it does to me.

Ok.

Not sure where you're going with this. If you mean that tensions in other parts of a relationship can affect your sex life, then sure. Otherwise...hmmm.

Yes. I hesitate to write anything else as others have already taken a comment about communication to mean “sex is owed”.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes. I hesitate to write anything else as others have already taken a comment about communication to mean “sex is owed”.

Oh. Did I contribute to a schism?

I didn't take the PLP's "owes" sentence that way. Or politically, for that matter. More a basic tenent that no-one is entitled to sex from another. Something people don't always seem to remember.

 

[hotwords229_A]

no-one is entitled to sex from another.

What about from a pre-paid hooker?

 

[Endless_Night]

What about from a pre-paid hooker?

Refund?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

 

[Endless_Night]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

And you know this for a fact?

 

[hotwords229_A]

And you know this for a fact?

Anonymous sources have reported . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

Anonymous sources have reported . . .

Un huh.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

Probably doesn’t do much to boost the hooker’s self esteem, either.

 

[Endless_Night]

Not sure where you're going with this. If you mean that tensions in other parts of a relationship can affect your sex life, then sure. Otherwise...hmmm.

I took it as him saying that a significant unhappiness with your sex life can affect your mental health and happiness, which, in turn, can affect your ability to function well in other parts of the marriage. Including affecting your work and financial situation.

That was certainly true in my situation.

If sex is your only foundation, bounce. Immediately. But sometimes health, family, mental health, and life just takes priority. You can have blue balls and still pay the mortgage.

The last two sentences, completely agree. The first strikes me as too simplistic. Sex is rarely the only foundation for a relationship, but it's certainly an expectation of most. If that area changes over time to the point of creating a negative environment for one party, it should also hold value in decision making.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Would you hire a sex worker?
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Do a nude scene in a movie?
Try same-sex sex?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Take part in an orgy?
What did I miss?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

God I love this place

 

[Endless_Night]

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Would you hire a sex worker?
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Do a nude scene in a movie?
Try same-sex sex?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Take part in an orgy?
What did I miss?

1) No. It was always a no, but after viewing a documentary on Real Dolls and seeing the humanization that occurs with some people. Extra No.
2) Sure.
3) As a one-time licensed massage therapist, I'd say that is an excellent way to get punched in the face.
4) I am going to pretend you didn't ask that question, Muscles.
5)
6)
7) Have. (Sorta. )
8) I have no appendage. Too, I feel @Lord Pmann may have cornered that particular niche market.
9) Uh . . . I do not see that in my future.
10) I cannot even imagine.

 

[hotwords229_A]

As a one-time licensed massage therapist, I'd say that is an excellent way to get punched in the face.

Certain people might consider that a happy ending.

Uh . . . I do not see that in my future.

I notice you didn’t mention your past!

 

[Endless_Night]

Certain people might consider that a happy ending.

Son of a biscuit! Quit making me laugh.

I notice you didn’t mention your past!

No. I did not.


Never happened then, either. I am quite boring sexually speaking.

 

[Apisto42]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

AFAF: was it the fact that you did a helicockter before the main event that caused the refund, or something else?

Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

I don’t even know what that is. But probably no.

Would you hire a sex worker?

No. It’s not a turn on for me to pay for it.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

No. Love a good massage though. Very stress relieving.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

Only if I knew who was on the other side and it was role play.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Not post online. Hopefully no one has ever done it when it was sent through pm!

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Sure. Not a lot of call for that though. Sigh. They don’t know what they’re missing.

Try same-sex sex?

lol. Duh.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Noppity. No. Nope. Hard pass.

Take part in an orgy?

Sure.

What did I miss?

Do a public sex show?

God I love this place

I know right?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Getting a refund from a hooker is not great for one’s sense of self esteem.

And you know this for a fact?

I’m formally requesting Muscles share that story with Enny in exquisite detail

after viewing a documentary on Real Dolls and seeing the humanization that occurs with some people.

Yes! I saw that documentary years and years ago…and the emotional attachments and how the owners made them an integral part of their lives has stuck with me. It was kind of heartbreaking.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m formally requesting Muscles share that story with Enny in exquisite detail

Agreed.

Yes! I saw that documentary years and years ago…and the emotional attachments and how the owners made them an integral part of their lives has stuck with me. It was kind of heartbreaking.

I saw a murder mystery show one time where the wack job murderer was in love with a few sex dolls. Totally creepy.

Also: I think it’s a sad statement on society that some people (men and women and non-gender) have that desire to be loved and love and it can be so fucking difficult that the replacement is a sex doll. Loneliness is hard for a pack animal.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Absolutely not. Even the idea makes me sad and want nothing to do with sex. I blame the aforementioned documentary.

Would you hire a sex worker?

I have no interest in sex with them, but if I could ask questions? Probably. I think they would have the best insights and stories.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

Nope.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

Also, nope.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Yep

Do a nude scene in a movie?

I would.

Try same-sex sex?

Uh huh.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

N/A

Take part in an orgy?

Yes, but only if there were multiple people I genuinely wanted to engage with sexually and thought it would work for everyone.

What did I miss?

Do a public sex show?

Yep.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Nope. Somehow it seems even less intimate than a vibe/dildo. How am I supposed to enjoy a fantasy with plastic, dead eyes staring back at me. Ew.

Would you hire a sex worker?

I dont think so. It's not particularly appealing to hire someone to be with me. A huge part of arousal for me is seeing my partner get aroused. If I pay for a hired dick, it's the money that's turning them on, not me. Where's the fun in thar?

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

Nope. And if you do, don't tell me about it. Those places are 100% trafficking and I want no part in it.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

No, I'm too visual. I need to see my partner. A disembodied dick does nothing for me

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

I plea the 5th.

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Sure, I hear the filming is not that sexy

Try same-sex sex?

100%

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Lol, n/a, though there are some vacuum-esque toys for ladies that can be fun.

Take part in an orgy?

Only if i I was attracted to everyone there, and knew everyone was on the same page

What did I miss?

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m formally requesting Muscles share that story with Enny in exquisite detail

Agreed.

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Yes! I saw that documentary years and years ago…and the emotional attachments and how the owners made them an integral part of their lives has stuck with me. It was kind of heartbreaking.

I found both heartbreaking and disturbing.

 

[Endless_Night]

As far as the paying for sex thing? If it would work for my proclivities, absolutely!

Think about it.

No muss, no fuss. Just exactly what you want when you want it without all the accompanying emotional and mental shenanigans. For me, the difficulties of finding a suitable partner, make that look pretty appealing.

But. Nope. Not in the cards.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I volunteer as tribute