Sex & Shenanigans

[MandaPandaa]

Hear me out…the Macy’s Parade is coming up…..

Ladies, get your shopping carts ready!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ladies, get your shopping carts ready!

*Decks my cart out with ornaments and these red, white and green lights from aisle E85*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My favorite thing to do is go to Target with a girlfriend in early December... Baileys in our to-go coffee mugs from home and randomly walk the aisles for stocking stuffers. Literally my favorite day of the year!

I spent more than a few HS afternoons ditching with my bestie after lunch. Sometimes we’d go to the mall and movies there, sometimes we’d end up at Target sipping frappuccinos and browsing the magazines and playing with the makeup (before theatre makeup traumatized me for life) and video game demo units. Fun times!

 

[LupineOne]

Who wants to go drunk-shopping with me?

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Can I tag along? I’ll be wherever all the kitchen equipment is…

 

[LupineOne]

That does sound fun! Stocking stuffer candy would not last 24 days here though


Mandynoooooo! Your boobs are too good for jerks! I’m sure every guy here would let you run over their toe with a shopping cart in exchange for a flash and still think he got the better end of the bargain

Pretty sure every guy here has seen them without me running over their toe... Man. I really need to think bigger.

I’d have just been happy I, ahem, ran into a gorgeous fellow gang member!
(Really, I’d. be grinning like the village werewolf)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t love all his movies but I love him.

 

[Bry1313]

Pretty sure every guy here has seen them without me running over their toe... Man. I really need to think bigger.

Hold on, you show your boobs here?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Morning gang. How's it going?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hold on, you show your boobs here?

She comes and she gives without taking

 

[BrendaBear]

Morning gang. How's it going?

I haven’t forgotten I owe you some feedback… I should get to it today.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I don’t love all his movies but I love him.

I have no idea who this guy is, I'm just choosing to believe this meme is for me.
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[SherlockianMan]

I haven’t forgotten I owe you some feedback… I should get to it today.

No worries. Thanks again

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have no idea who this guy is, I'm just choosing to believe this meme is for me.
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdmw5NWFwMjFvMHI5OTVybnhjZXNleHhoc3VlNzhqa2NxeGgwZXNpbCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xmQh8NQ78y8QU/giphy.gif

That’s David Lynch.

And I didn’t think I was keeping that secret?

 

[BrendaBear]

I have no idea who this guy is,

Me neither.

I'm just choosing to believe this meme is for me.

All the best memes are for you!

The really crappy ones are for @SirConradPeckereye.

 

[Bry1313]

She comes and she gives without taking

I really do miss all the pics

 

[MindYaBitness]

Me neither.

All the best memes are for you!

The really crappy ones are for @SirConradPeckereye.

Poor Sir Conrad, what did he do to deserve such ire?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I really do miss all the pics

Mhmmmm

 

[Bry1313]

Mhmmmm

Wow

 

[Bry1313]

Poor Sir Conrad, what did he do to deserve such ire?

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[BrendaBear]

Poor Sir Conrad, what did he do to deserve such ire?

Nothing. That’s just what we do, pick on each other for fun.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow

Uh huh

 

[MandaPandaa]

Mhmmmm

Wow

Uh huh

Guys... Is the gang getting back together??

 

[MandaPandaa]

Hold on, you show your boobs here?

I... have no *idea* what you're talking about.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Guys... Is the gang getting back together??

Did we break up? Nobody told me?!?! Shit no wonder no one showed up to the recording sessions!

 

[LostHorizon]

Hear me out…the Macy’s Parade is coming up…..

Now that would be an interesting addition to the balloons. It may be kind of tricky maneuvering down 6th Avenue with the wind and all.