What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

Kate Beckinsale's outfit from Van Helsing.

 

[Rj_1954]

@Trubbycat
I'm waiting for her but definitely not in this costume...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing glow in the dark undies while being chased by a raccoon.

 

[BDA73]

Not wearing a condom

 

[Taegul]

My hat. I feel naked.

 

[LustyScribe]

The Purple Porcupine Penis Pouch Panties.

Stinking Temu stuff takes forever to arrive...

 

[BDA73]

A smile

 

[Rj_1954]

A purple leather diaper with "one size bearly fits Rj" on it...

 

[Trubbycat]

A purple leather diaper with "one size bearly fits Rj" on it...

Did they need a bear to fit you?
They used bearskins to cover the original King Kong head in 1933…

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing my skin tight superhero costume.
I mean...
I'm not secretly a superhero! *nervous laughter* Don't be silly. That would be silly.

 

[EricaAnna]

Not wearing a Lady Thor costume

 

[SimonSex]

Not wearing an orange traffic cone upon my head in Glasgow

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing an orange traffic cone upon my head in Glasgow

Are you wearing one on your head in Edinburgh?

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing a Creature from the Black Lagoon costume with the crotch cut out.

 

[SimonSex]

Are you wearing one on your head in Edinburgh?

Maybe…

 

[Sconnie69]

Crocs

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my leather dress with thigh high spike heeled boots, and a leather eyemask and kitty ears, while gripping Kitty’s member in my hand.

…well… not all of that…

 

[Rj_1954]

My Captain Kirk jammies

 

[LostHorizon]

Pants

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a purple suit of armor.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a woman. Or a man, for that matter, for the inquisitive folks out there.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing camouflage clothing, sitting in a tree stand, nor am I wearing a fluorescent orange "don't mistake me for a tree deer" vest.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a enormous ZIT, so please don't squeeze me...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not holding a needle's tip in a flame to prep for any enormous ZIT, imaginary or otherwise.

(Thanks, RJ, once again you're great inspiration for this thread! )

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing zit cream. But if some of you would LIKE to squeeze me, we could see what MIGHT pop. Like maybe some localized, pulsing squeezing...