Just The Headline

[ll74]

I was asked to revise this thread.

The rules - no context. Post the headline from an article without comment. It's meant to showcase the absurdness of the headlines. I prefer that you link the article so others can see how spin and bias guide the words they use, but the link isn't required. Going even further, it doesn't even need to be a legit headline....sometimes making up one is just as fun

To start off, an example:

Dozens of monkeys escaped South Carolina research facility, residents told to lock doors and windows​

 

[lessOHmo]

Anyone see the coloreds?

 

[Bn2f]

MAN IN HAWAII DECRIES THREAD STARTED BY MAN IN OHIO. PROMISES TO SUE CLAIMING THEFT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.

UPDATE: Case dismissed. Judge rules man in Hawaii has no standing on intellect.

 

[Bn2f]

To Understand JD Vance, You Need to Meet the “TheoBros”​

These extremely online young Christian men want to end the 19th Amendment, restore public flogging, and make America white again.​

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/09/theobros-jd-vance-christian-nationalism/

 

[Bn2f]

The Obamas have departed (under the cover of darkness) the US headed for Dubai ..... a country without an extradition treaty

Sourced to an unnamed Lit member of good standing

 

[dmallord]

Donald Trump ‘acted like a man’, says Putin​

 

[SubzeroGirl]

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

 

[SubzeroGirl]

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[eric_erosfan]

This thread has already gone off the rails.

 

[ll74]

This thread has already gone off the rails.

It's not quite what I look for, but it's exactly what the purpose is. Please, join in the fun.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

 

[SubzeroGirl]

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Sorry 1174…I know technically it’s not a headline but it’s a truth that many need to hear.

Pudd’n Head didn’t stick to the script…

 

[LLCox]

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It's a start...

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[butters]

Black people told to 'report as slaves' in wave of racist texts after US election

edit: @ll74
sorry, this doesn't conform to the thread's premise and nor do the following one's i've posted. want me to move them?

 

[butters]

Israel rejects 'biased' warning of famine in Gaza

 

[butters]

Donald Trump Banned From Nation’s Secrets by Defying Ethics Laws

 

[SubzeroGirl]

Weakness. They only “believe” when it’s popular. In reality they only believe in themselves.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Damn, the erection brought out AJ's one of AJ's female alts.

 

[ll74]

Sorry 1174…I know technically it’s not a headline but it’s a truth that many need to hear.

Pudd’n Head didn’t stick to the script…

It's a headline. No worries

 

[HumpDayHoratio]