⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️

[OrdinaryPerson]

No one is paying in butthole Bogey

 

[HonorableHedonist]

The last(until further notice) So Close But Not Quite Dicks are as follows...

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@deft
"I like the angle and the tease. I would have liked a filter on this one, or have seen it in b&w."_@MidwestPrincess23

@_Bandit_
"Dick is at a nice angle, no props, but lighting & filter are great. I'd be pretty pleased if I'd asked for a pic & received this."_@MindYaBitness

@bmbm24601
"Wouldve been perfect if your glasses were on the right way to actually look at the computer."_@OrdinaryPerson

@deefalttwunnyfor
"I feel like this is a slightly less impressive dick than last time and I know you are showing a lot more... let this be a lesson that showing more dick isn't always going to get you a higher score." _@lavendersilk

I love the idea of this. I hope you do it again sometime.

 

[Wriggle]

The very last(until further notice)...
No Ordinary Dick Rating Awards

First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed.

Without further ado...

The Top Three No Ordinary Dicks are as follows...

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@PearlyDewdrops
"Love not only the art of it, but that it makes us want to see more. Not just a dick pic, a dick tease!"_@MindYaBitness

@Wriggle
"No notes. You understood the assignment. I can tell you really studied the tutorials and then gave us exactly what we asked for."_@lavendersilk

@The_coming_days
"Great interpretation of a dick in the box. Appreciate the related pictures from different angles and including lots of body."_@OrdinaryPerson

Why do I feel like there is favouritism going on?



Thank you for judging

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why do I feel like there is favouritism going on?



Thank you for judging

Hey, Wriggler, this you?
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbDF3ODNod243ZXh0c21nbTQ2Z3lmb2RvMjV4NG8wNG83a3JwdDBpaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/gOFktWmzPqp25farJ4/giphy.gif

 

[load69]

https://ibb.co/Z160pwg

 

[lavendersilk]

The thread is on an indefinite hiatus. You can leave this up, but you may be waiting quite a while for a rating.

 

[cactusjack0584]

The thread is on an indefinite hiatus. You can leave this up, but you may be waiting quite a while for a rating.

Completely understandable. Thanks to you and all the judges (@Indie @MandaPandaa @MidwestPrincess23 @MindYaBitness and @OrdinaryPerson) for your time. It was fun while it lasted.

 

[cactusjack0584]

These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest rating. PM @lavendersilk if you want your most useful comment. She will send it to you when she can.


The last(until further notice) Very Good Effort Dicks are as follows...

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@BigBallsCanuck
@cactusjack0584
@ZfrkS62
@SWR101
@RandallOldman
@Shootfromthenib
@wtexcat
@hotoldrguy
@RAMJ64
@crashD
@draconus_infernus

Was really hoping I did better but I guess the same place twice worse means… um… something?

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[hotoldrguy]

These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest rating. PM @lavendersilk if you want your most useful comment. She will send it to you when she can.


The last(until further notice) Very Good Effort Dicks are as follows...

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@BigBallsCanuck
@cactusjack0584
@ZfrkS62
@SWR101
@RandallOldman
@Shootfromthenib
@wtexcat
@hotoldrguy
@RAMJ64
@crashD
@draconus_infernus

Thank you for finishing the judging. To be honest, after what happened to one of the judges, I was not expecting you to finish

 

[Sexy_Singer]

This award has been renamed The "YOU TRIED @Mr_bogey" Award and we are giving it to TWO people who... honestly... know better...

The last(until further notice) You Tried @Mr_bogey Award goes to...


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@Madhatter02
and
@Grant55 ​

Is an acceptance speech rquired for the "You tried @Mr_bogey "...

...hey...wait...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is an acceptance speech rquired for the "You tried @Mr_bogey "...

...hey...wait...

You can try me anytime.

 

[MandaPandaa]

You can try me anytime.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Ma12jGggur1iu3etnI/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952d2e5kw1hpckmsz2pba9fkxt3mzpffl4hhqudoqko&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Call me?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Ma12jGggur1iu3etnI/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952d2e5kw1hpckmsz2pba9fkxt3mzpffl4hhqudoqko&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Call me?

 

[MandaPandaa]

We can share?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

We can share?

Sure.

 

[PearlyDewdrops]

The very last(until further notice)...
No Ordinary Dick Rating Awards

First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed.

Without further ado...

The Top Three No Ordinary Dicks are as follows...

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@PearlyDewdrops
"Love not only the art of it, but that it makes us want to see more. Not just a dick pic, a dick tease!"_@MindYaBitness

@Wriggle
"No notes. You understood the assignment. I can tell you really studied the tutorials and then gave us exactly what we asked for."_@lavendersilk

@The_coming_days
"Great interpretation of a dick in the box. Appreciate the related pictures from different angles and including lots of body."_@OrdinaryPerson

@MindYaBitness @lavendersilk @OrdinaryPerson

Thank you. I've been feeling ridiculously happy about my dick being recognised for remaining covered up.

I have an ex (she's still a good friend), who collects her unsolicited dicpics and made her own book for her own (and her friends') viewing.

She adds her own comments to the picture and some choice quotes from the sender.

It's the funniest and most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

 

[Shootfromthenib]

Thank you all for finishing this competition, I wasn't expecting it and genuinely flattered with the ratings.

 

[Lmizzler]

Was really hoping I did better but I guess the same place twice worse means… um… something?

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Man, this thread was all about having fun. Don’t let any of this go to your head. Either of them.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Man, this thread was all about having fun. Don’t let any of this go to your head. Either of them.

Says the winner of last round and probably of this one if you had posted. No offense meant at all, but just saying. Its my fault for…

 

[Lmizzler]

Says the winner of last round and probably of this one if you had posted. No offense meant at all, but just saying. Its my fault for…
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I don’t know if you saw my post (not offended if you didn’t) but it was taken in the least flattering or sexual way.
It was almost embarrassing to post it and nearly didn’t. The only reason I did is because I knew it would make them laugh.
That’s what it was all about. Having fun, laughing, and being ridiculous. That’s what they were after.
While I do know nearly member of the panel of judges on a first name basis, they didn’t choose me or anyone else for that matter based on my fine specimen of man meat. They just wanted to laugh, be silly and celebrate together in a unique way.

It was us guys who took the fun out of this thread for them.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t know if you saw my post (not offended if you didn’t) but it was taken in the least flattering or sexual way.
It was almost embarrassing to post it and nearly didn’t. The only reason I did is because I knew it would make them laugh.
That’s what it was all about. Having fun, laughing, and being ridiculous. That’s what they were after.
While I do know nearly member of the panel of judges on a first name basis, they didn’t choose me or anyone else for that matter based on my fine specimen of man meat. They just wanted to laugh, be silly and celebrate together in a unique way.

It was us guys who took the fun out of this thread for them.

Your pic was PERFECT. The fact that the camera was focused on things on the floor, and not the family jewels, was even better. OP is right, it belong in MoMA as "an important social commentary on Lit Dick pics"

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don’t know if you saw my post (not offended if you didn’t) but it was taken in the least flattering or sexual way.
It was almost embarrassing to post it and nearly didn’t. The only reason I did is because I knew it would make them laugh.
That’s what it was all about. Having fun, laughing, and being ridiculous. That’s what they were after.
While I do know nearly member of the panel of judges on a first name basis, they didn’t choose me or anyone else for that matter based on my fine specimen of man meat. They just wanted to laugh, be silly and celebrate together in a unique way.

It was us guys who took the fun out of this thread for them.

I did see your post, as I did almost all of them. I obviously misunderstood the assignment and since almost all the judges seem to agree with you, then I am in the wrong. Apologies.

 

[Lmizzler]

I did see your post, as I did almost all of them. I obviously misunderstood the assignment and since almost all the judges seem to agree with you, then I am in the wrong. Apologies.

No apologies needed my good man! The way I see it, we guys have to help each other out around here and just trying to help like others have helped me along the way.

 

[MrMrsMrsMr]

Let's see if I'm to be shamed,

or if I've risen to the occasion

That’s some very nice cock

 

[cactusjack0584]

No apologies needed my good man! The way I see it, we guys have to help each other out around here and just trying to help like others have helped me along the way.

I appreciate the attempt at support.
And yes I know this was all supposed to be in good fun…. And I’m a dramatic asshole apparently…. But I just thought I’d do better not worse. It just sucks. No other way to put it.