Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Everything about McDonald’s is fake isn’t it?

Other their coffee and that’s only if you drink it black.

Their Diet Coke is amazing, so much better than everywhere else

 

[LostHorizon]

Their Diet Coke is amazing, so much better than everywhere else

I don’t drink Diet Coke so I wouldn’t know.

Although I always found that the soft drinks were different in each store. Some more watery others more syrupy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've never really had maple syrup.

 

[Qky75]

Everything about McDonald’s is fake isn’t it?

Other their coffee and that’s only if you drink it black.

The deadly bacteria outbreak in their slivered onions was very real

 

[LostHorizon]

I've never really had maple syrup.

Ohhhh it’s good.

Real maple syrup from the tap? Good stuff.

 

[TXRafe]

Their Diet Coke is amazing, so much better than everywhere else

yeah its something about the double filtered lines

 

[LostHorizon]

The deadly bacteria outbreak in their slivered onions was very real

Yeah I stay away from just about everything at McDonald’s except their coffee. Their coffee is really good.

 

[BrendaBear]

Their Diet Coke is amazing, so much better than everywhere else

Well, if you want better than Diet Coke...

...wait for it....


... yeah... it's coming...


...just order a Pepsi!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mryV-_mXKGwAAAAC/happy-happy-run.gif

*giggling away*

 

[TXRafe]

Well, if you want better than Diet Coke...

...wait for it....


... yeah... it's coming...


...just order a Pepsi!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mryV-_mXKGwAAAAC/happy-happy-run.gif

*giggling away*

diet pepsi to be exact

 

[BrendaBear]

diet pepsi to be exact

What? Unleaded? No thanks. I totally meant the real deal... a good cold proper Pepsi.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/0QoUkrwYIsUAAAAC/waynes-world.gif

 

[Qky75]

diet pepsi to be exact

Diet Pepsi? You sure know how to kill a boner don't ya.

 

[TXRafe]

What? Unleaded? No thanks. I totally meant the real deal... a good cold proper Pepsi.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/0QoUkrwYIsUAAAAC/waynes-world.gif

i mean, true leaded would be the pepsi made with real sugar, but a couple of those will put you in a diabetic coma, eventually...

the real best though...mr pibb from the fountain at the movie theatre with a large popcorn slathered in butter.

 

[SWR101]

Hotcakes, with their fake ass maple syrup, I always get extra. It's perfection.

I always get extra too, with half a tub going into my coffee… nostalgia for one of my few pleasures when I worked there as a lad

 

[TXRafe]

Diet Pepsi? You sure know how to kill a boner don't ya.

please see above, your boner should be back

 

[Qky75]

Holy moly! Tennis skirt weather on campus will never get old.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, if you want better than Diet Coke...

...wait for it....


... yeah... it's coming...


...just order a Pepsi!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mryV-_mXKGwAAAAC/happy-happy-run.gif

*giggling away*

I need a barf react

 

[BrendaBear]

I need a barf react

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You know I only said that to pick on you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I crave meat daily

… but yeah, nothing hits for a hangover quite like a McGriddle

Absolute truth.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I always get extra too, with half a tub going into my coffee…

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Va3jVtXoDvIAAAAC/hug-two-girls.gif
You know I only said that to pick on you!

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[StillRain]

Why is nobody talking about the sausage burritos? Those things are like crack!!!

There’s only one type of sausage I like.

 

[Trubbycat]

There’s only one type of sausage I like.

Andouille? Pepperoni? Chorizo?

 

[Qky75]

There’s only one type of sausage I like.

Knockwurst? I bet it's knockwurst

 

[StillRain]

Dick. It’s dick.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dick. It’s dick.

Dick sausage! Are you Stilly Todd?!?!