Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

That’s what I look like when I wake up.

I am more like…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wDO1kKY_cREAAAAd/rested-well-rested.gif
*runs away giggling before you can throw something at me*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

my dad used to collect keys … since he passed I have a GIANT bowl of miscellaneous keys.

You sure those weren't left over from a party of some kind?

 

[MissRadiant]

I am more like…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wDO1kKY_cREAAAAd/rested-well-rested.gif
*runs away giggling before you can throw something at me*

Did you bring the question of aim/not missing up this early?

sidenote: bc its fall after all.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Qky75]

Your phone doesn't recognize your morning face either???

Nope…. It’s like morning me is a different person.

Bruuuh I swear mine doesn't!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bruuuh I swear mine doesn't!

Lucky

 

[Qky75]

Lucky

I'm not sure which is worse in the morning, my CPAP indents or my sideways beard.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You sure those weren't left over from a party of some kind?

lmao … that’s my dad bro!


Also … no my dad used to walk approximately 20km a day when he retired… apparently you find a lot of random keys on the side of the road

 

[Mada69]

I'm not sure which is worse in the morning, my CPAP indents or my sideways beard.

definitely the indents for me. It takes a good hour (and a couple cups, let's be honest) before my face regains its normal shape

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s only 7am but it feels much later …


fuck daylight savings.

 

[Bbl87]

That’s what I look like when I wake up.

I'd still hit it. IJS.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd still hit it. IJS.

Me? Or shrek?

 

[Bbl87]

Me? Or shrek?

You.

I don't swing Shrek's way.

Fiona though...

 

[BrendaBear]

lmao … that’s my dad bro!

Okay… but… we kinda know his daughter.. so…..

 

[BrendaBear]

I'd still hit it. IJS.

I’m Justa Sexfiend?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m Justa Sexfiend?

I think it’s….

“I’m Just Sayin”

 

[BrendaBear]

I think it’s….

“I’m Just Sayin”

Oh… right. Yes… I should have realized…

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Same applies to garlic! Usually double or triple whatever the recipe calls for.

 

[BrendaBear]

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I love this… that is my kind of logic.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[BrendaBear]

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Same applies to garlic! Usually double or triple whatever the recipe calls for.

I don’t care for garlic, and can’t eat cheese… but I loved it and just substituted in “butter”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Two and almost 3/4 hours of dream-filled crappy sleep later ...

Probably another good day to lay off Lit again, so "good morning, my darlings, and have a great day "

 

[BrendaBear]

Two and almost 3/4 hours of dream-filled crappy sleep later ...

Probably another good day to lay off Lit again, so "good morning, my darlings, and have a great day "

I hope that helps.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Two and almost 3/4 hours of dream-filled crappy sleep later ...

Probably another good day to lay off Lit again, so "good morning, my darlings, and have a great day "

Sending hugs and love to you.