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[Btq97]

i'm hungry now!

Pop to the burger van whilst out on a WALKIES with the dogs

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Would have to be a Wetherspoons at that time of day!

there's one in norwich that's quite a good example. it's new-ish, so...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Pop to the burger van whilst out on a WALKIES with the dogs

distinct paucity of the facility in the leafy wilds of surrey.

 

[Btq97]

distinct paucity of the facility in the leafy wilds of surrey.

Oh no
*Turns bacon in the pan*
That is a shame

 

[expertlinguist]

church, slackers...

For christ sake GA, it's a fucking Sunday morning! Go back to bed and play with your willy!

 

[Btq97]

For christ sake GA, it's a fucking Sunday morning! Go back to bed and play with your willy!

That makes the baby jebus cry

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Oh no
*Turns bacon in the pan*
That is a shame

is that vegetarian 'bacon?'

 

[geronimo_appleby]

For christ sake GA, it's a fucking Sunday morning! Go back to bed and play with your willy!

brilliant idea!

 

[Btq97]

is that vegetarian 'bacon?'

No it is imaginary bacon. Cooked to crispy perfection with a single lettuce leaf and a tomato on the artisan sour dough bread.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No it is imaginary bacon. Cooked to crispy perfection with a single lettuce leaf and a tomato on the artisan sour dough bread.

i just had avacado on toasted sourdough with bacon and a poached egg. for reals.

 

[expertlinguist]

No it is imaginary bacon. Cooked to crispy perfection with a single lettuce leaf and a tomato on the artisan sour dough bread.

I hope the single lettuce leaf does not belong to Thick Lizzy, it would be a tad too bitter!

 

[Btq97]

I hope the single lettuce leaf does not belong to Thick Lizzy, it would be a tad too bitter!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mornings!

work, slackers.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I've misplaced the clear top from my Pringles tube. Anyone have a spare?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I've misplaced the clear top from my Pringles tube. Anyone have a spare?

I am looking on eBay now

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I've misplaced the clear top from my Pringles tube. Anyone have a spare?

i can get one to you dec 11. can you get to sukhumvit to pick it up.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

i can get one to you dec 11. can you get to sukhumvit to pick it up.

No mate I'm currently in the Caribbean. It's not off is it?

 

[Polranny]

South West… Always wet here.

Weather or pussy?
I am in Somerset

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No mate I'm currently in the Caribbean. It's not off is it?

i hope you're not in belize. bit of a shithole!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

get to work, slackers.

 

[expertlinguist]

get to work, slackers.

I am on strike after hearing that Murikans are gone totally doolally! I blame the EU!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I am on strike after hearing that Murikans are gone totally doolally! I blame the EU!

the merrycans have been doolally since 1776.

 

[barefootgirl69]

the merrycans have been doolally since 1776.

Hush your mouth!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hush your mouth!

and, as if by magic...!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Hush your mouth!

Please tell me you didn't vote for the most orange man I've seen since this guy ...

You don't have to divulge your political leanings but you do have to admit your next POTUS is very orange and almost as incomprehensible as Joe