Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

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Damn, you guys ...
It wasn't a math quiz was it??
I got 47

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn, you guys ...
It wasn't a math quiz was it??
I got 47

https://media1.tenor.com/m/I1FYAwDO1QgAAAAd/high-five-amy-santiago.gif

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Spent most of my Saturday listening to music and boozing in my back yard. So not much different from M-F bullshit.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Both have their place. Really. I make Tingas often which are kinda authentic but easy. Google. Also been making these Oven Baked Tacos.
Brown ground beef and drain.
Add refried beans and taco seasoning or whatever the fuck.
Add about half can of tomato sauce. Scoop into taco shells,
Sprinkle some cheese and bake at 375 for 10 minutes.
You can add cilantro and onions or avocados but dont go crazy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You really can buy anything at Walmart

 

[lavendersilk]

You really can buy anything at Walmart

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Yes. Yes you can.

 

[MandaPandaa]

You really can buy anything at Walmart

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I think I'm having deja vu...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. Yes you can.

Full disclosure that was my son’s joke. I’m just stealing it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I'm having deja vu...

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Where am I?

Why is it cold here?

 

[MandaPandaa]

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Liar, liar, pants on

Where am I?

Walmart?

Why is it cold here?

Because Walmart is Hell and people think Hell is hot but really it's freezing. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Where am I?

Why is it cold here?

Please put your pants back on....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please put your pants back on....

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't ask me how I know.

ok I won’t ask.

So, uhmm, how do you know?


Oh shit! I forgot!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ve never actually tried those. Why are they so terrible?

They're not. They're amazing. And our friend @Kitty_so_frisky needs to let love into her heart.

I rethought my statement yesterday and I actually think fruit slice candy is the best gummy (the flat ones with the rind, not the small fat ones), but Swedish fish is the best mass marketed one. Flavor and texture are so good!! You gotta try

First, the density of Swedish fish vs regular gummies is all wrong! Second, they just…taste like disappointment! They don’t have the same tartness or tang of most fruity gummies, they’re just blah.

However, I just realized while typing this that SHARK gummies are the actual worst gummy. The opaque white part is overwhelming blandness. Swedish fish are still the 2nd worst though!

Ok people of lit … I’m trying to decide my menu for this weeks dinners ..


White people tacos

OR

Fish tacos

White people tacos, obviously!

Fish tacos!
Always fish

Never fish

 

[SWR101]

First, the density of Swedish fish vs regular gummies is all wrong! Second, they just…taste like disappointment! They don’t have the same tartness or tang of most fruity gummies, they’re just blah.

However, I just realized while typing this that SHARK gummies are the actual worst gummy. The opaque white part is overwhelming blandness. Swedish fish are still the 2nd worst though!


White people tacos, obviously!


Never fish

I’ll wholeheartedly support your statements on gummies, but playful euphemisms aside, well made fish tacos are amazing

 

[LupineOne]

First, the density of Swedish fish vs regular gummies is all wrong! Second, they just…taste like disappointment! They don’t have the same tartness or tang of most fruity gummies, they’re just blah.

I have to agree. The texture is not what gummies should be. Give me Haribo all day.

White people tacos, obviously!


Never fish

And here’s where we disagree. Fish tacos. Cilantro-lime crema. Slaw.
Balance everything, and they’re an orgasm for my mouth.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ll wholeheartedly support your statements on gummies, but playful euphemisms aside, well made fish tacos are amazing

No seafood or fish of any kind, please! (Are freshwater fish even still called “seafood” if they’re not from the sea?) My palate is sensitive enough that even seaweed and sometimes sea salt are too fishy for me.

The only fish I will eat are Goldfish Crackers!

Also, re: the euphemism…I don’t think they’re supposed to smell or taste like fish

 

[BrendaBear]

No seafood or fish of any kind, please! (Are freshwater fish even still called “seafood” if they’re not from the sea?) My palate is sensitive enough that even seaweed and sometimes sea salt are too fishy for me.

The only fish I will eat are Goldfish Crackers!

Also, re: the euphemism…I don’t think they’re supposed to smell or taste like fish

What kind of a cat doesn’t like fish???

I wouldn’t eat fish even if you paid me…. But still….

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What kind of a cat doesn’t like fish???

I wouldn’t eat fish even if you paid me…. But still….

The kind who knows what she does and doesn’t like!

 

[MissRadiant]

What kind of a cat doesn’t like fish???

I wouldn’t eat fish even if you paid me…. But still….

 

[LostHorizon]

Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
Plug my nose
And keep on lickin

Actually if it smells like fish there’s a damn good chance it’s going to taste like fish.

Lick at your own risk.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love all the cartoons reference...

 

[deft]

I love all the cartoons reference...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I saw this earlier and knew I had to share it with the shenanigang!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I saw this earlier and knew I had to share it with the shenanigang!
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Just read this on my FB feed ...