Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ways to tell you are alive …


Encountering a bear in your carport on your morning dog walk.

I don’t know what a “”carport” or a “dog walk” is but most bears I know, you really aren’t their type.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

I’m fucking impressed. I can never catch both my heels at the same time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not gonna lie, this did inspire me to get on the floor and try for myself

https://media1.giphy.com/media/C8RneY1HntoayT8iy7/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe914q4wp5gse3hpcrkns8zvqvetstsp3778124xz3ly&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know what a “”carport” or a “dog walk” is but most bears I know, you really aren’t their type.

So.... monkeys don't have cars or dogs.... how boring. No wonder you're such a wanker.

*sitting back, giggling away... waiting...*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ways to tell you are alive …


Encountering a bear in your carport on your morning dog walk.

I would be quietly pissing myself

 

[cactusjack0584]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

Yeah… definitely cannot do that. But really like seeing you do it

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

Very nice!

Man, I need to get back into yoga.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

https://i.imgur.com/a5g7PFy_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

November is my birthday month. Whoever invented No-Nut November is an asshole.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would be quietly pissing myself

I admit I needed this edit

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

I can't even do downward facing dog properly. Well done! Is your secret doing it sans panties? Might give that a try.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I can't even do downward facing dog properly. Well done! Is your secret doing it sans panties? Might give that a try.

Isn't sans panties the secret to EVERYTHING in life? Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time??

 

[Wriggle]

I would be quietly pissing myself

That's how they smell you.

 

[morelikeasong]

Paired photo with our MidwestPrincess?

I wasn’t planning on it… but ok lemme take my pants off and give it another go

How'd it go? I thought it felt so good!!!

It felt like my quads have been asking to be stretched for a long time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wasn’t planning on it… but ok lemme take my pants off and give it another go

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l378b59fSuMV12tzO/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91i3szyycwnex9j9c1dsevakujglt9lu4dyz4aep16&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It felt like my quads have been asking to be stretched for a long time

Quads you say? Hmmm interesting.

 

[Qky75]

I would be quietly pissing myself

Pfffs "quietly" nobody likes a braggart

 

[morelikeasong]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

Paired photo with our MidwestPrincess?

Can’t lift my chest up as high, but I think I did alright!
https://ibb.co/N1wLvvH

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can’t lift my chest up as high, but I think I did alright!
https://ibb.co/N1wLvvH

Definitely nailed it!!! I also love that this has turned into pantsless frog pose!

 

[Thomas_Hardy]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

OK so I only managed to with a bit of rope work *puts quad stretches on next week's workout rota

 

[cactusjack0584]

Okay Shenanigans… I told you I would do it… so here you have it! #nailedit??
https://ibb.co/61925TW

Can’t lift my chest up as high, but I think I did alright!
https://ibb.co/N1wLvvH

I sense a trend coming…. And I am SO here for it!!!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I sense a trend coming…. And I am SO here for it!!!!!

more pantsless yoga poses???

 

[Qky75]

Can’t lift my chest up as high, but I think I did alright!
https://ibb.co/N1wLvvH

Definitely nailed it!!! I also love that this has turned into pantsless frog pose!

Such flexibility......

 

[cactusjack0584]

more pantsless yoga poses???

ABSOLUTELY

 

[morelikeasong]

I think I could get a deeper stretch if someone wanted to take their pants off too, get behind me, and help me push it in a little…

sorry couldn’t help myself

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think I could get a deeper stretch if someone wanted to take their pants off too, get behind me, and help me push it in a little…

sorry couldn’t help myself

https://media2.giphy.com/media/54JLdulN5BOwM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952i0oxmrg4n9c735aisxj7fs8bisn5u08bignngeqj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can’t lift my chest up as high, but I think I did alright!
https://ibb.co/N1wLvvH

I’ve never wanted you more.