🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for being mean to the nicest poster on lit.

What?!?!?! That was a nice interaction! She loves GoT! I think.

 

[BrendaBear]

What?!?!?! That was a nice interaction! She loves GoT! I think.

Gangbangs on Tuesdays? I mean… I guess if that seems like the right day… but…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Gangbangs on Tuesdays? I mean… I guess if that seems like the right day… but…

They're so hard to organize. And on a weekday yet? I'm more of a Saturday guy, but I'll bend the rules and get it done on a Tuesday if that's what is has to be

 

[StillRain]

Oh my little wankers I need to go back and see if mindya made her speech yet, and if so…. it’s all hands on dicks.

 

[StillRain]

The greatest!

 

[Wand3rlust]

They're so hard to organize. And on a weekday yet? I'm more of a Saturday guy, but I'll bend the rules and get it done on a Tuesday if that's what is has to be

Weekday gangbangs are underrated.

 

[StillRain]

Well, you sexy, little babies, happy last day of October. It’s Halloween here and the neighbourhood is overrun with children and teens, high on sugar and bad costume make up but not me, your sometimes dedicated but mostly lazy OGPOJ. I’m here busily devising the wanker award to end all wanker awards. That’s right, as the year winds down so does this, the least glamorous and non-popular, popular awards. Wanker of the Week is finishing faster than me with a WomaniserTM, and like some of the best wanky times, this time it’s completely in your hands. Yes, YOU will be voting …. In November for the Wanker of the Year and in December, for the best and worst POJs.

All past winners are automatically up for Wanker of the Year (Obvs) and there will be an “Other” spot should you wish to vote for someone you feel has been overlooked as the obvious WotY. Voting will open in a couple of weeks… but first…

Are you more excited then when you pull out the lube and the webcam? I know you are…

 

[Wand3rlust]

worst POJs.

No brainer. Although he's that shit, he probably won't come first in that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You say this like its a bad thing! The WotW is a dignified award, only bestowed up those who have achieved the highest level of Wankmanship, premature or not!

Nominated for being delusional.

 

[StillRain]

Over the next couple of weeks I’ll be rolling out tidbits on what our winning Wanker of the Weeks have had to say about how winning has changed the once miserable trajectory of their lives.

So….Wankers and Wankettes let’s get this started shall we…

Your nominees for Wanker of the Year…

(Oh and hot tip… hit play on the chosen walk-up songs while you read, trust me on this )

 

[StillRain]

@Qky75

What a wanker he is.

 

[StillRain]

@crazychemgirl

What certificate?

 

[StillRain]

@Lmizzler

An old school wanker but a wanker all the same.

 

[StillRain]

@Grant55

Who would have thought this wanker needed a confidence boost after his welcome to Lit.

 

[StillRain]

I need a beverage. Thank god it’s Friday, you wankers have got me working going at it. My fingers will be too tired for rubbing one out at this rate. (No they won’t).

 

[StillRain]

@lavendersilk

Wanking goes to a whole new level when you bring lavender into it.

 

[StillRain]

@hotwords229_A

This wanker doesn’t mind sharing, but still hasn’t shared the hot boy anal. Does it GET any wankier?

 

[StillRain]

@BrendaBear

When we thought wanking couldn’t get any furrier wankier. In comes this one.

 

[StillRain]

Fuck it pains me to spell honor the way you guys are spelling it.

Wankers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Fuck it pains me to spell honor the way you guys are spelling it.

Wankers.

What? You say that like it looks like a dog’s breakfast or something.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck it pains me to spell honor the way you guys are spelling it.

Wankers.

People used that word? Huh…interesting

 

[StillRain]

@ToPleaseHim

Some wankers really went next level with their efforts this year, and then there was this one.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/J5dnUnvAyCc8cHqcJB/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91jtuk3sw005gue2wmpyza0gvuyh9obcpwh1ep9uy6&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I know, we are talking about the year event…

But this wanker of a primate, is still nominated for kissing up! Even if it isn’t open for nominations….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know, we are talking about the year event…

But this wanker of a primate, is still nominated for kissing up! Even if it isn’t open for nominations….

Who am I kissing up to?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

Who am I kissing up to?!?

“Your call is very important to us”??? We all know that is total bullshit.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hEkEFpQR_s8AAAAd/ass-kisser-mr-potato-head.gif