Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, that offer has been standing open for a while. For either of you.

Good to know!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well, what fun is a game without a little danger.

And it would not be the first time I was stabbed by a beautiful woman.

Ummmm…story time?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

You guys did see the part where there’s a chance of getting stabbed, right?

I love that you didn’t bother with “clawed in so may places you will wish you were dead”… right to “stabbed”.

Kitty is all… having 10 or 12 long scratches, possibly infected with who knows what is pretty awful… but I am going to go with a shiv in your neck instead. Just, to make sure you get my feelings on the issue….

 

[UnquietDreams]

So I get home exhausted. Long day -- Wednesdays always are, with the second job to pay for kid's college. And said kid is parked in my space. We have one assigned space at the apartment, so whoever gets home first grabs one of the free parking spots. Nope, she parked in my spot. And hey, she is supposed to be at her mother's tonight! So I have to turn around and drive out to find a free space. When she was parked, it wasn't raining. Now it is pouring. I am tired, cold, and soaked when I get to the door. She and I have had this discussion before. I am pretty pissed off, so we are going to have words when I get in. Well, I am going to have words at least.

And she is crashed out hard on the couch with the TV going. Dammit. I go to my room, grab my extra blanket and put it over her, and now I am tiptoeing around the apartment. Kids...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love that you didn’t bother with “clawed in so may places you will wish you were dead”… right to “stabbed”.

Kitty is all… having 10 or 12 long scratches, possibly infected with who knows what is pretty awful… but I am going to go with a shiv in your neck instead. Just, to make sure you get my feelings on the issue….

Hey, insomnia is serious bidness!

So I get home exhausted. Long day -- Wednesdays always are, with the second job to pay for kid's college. And said kid is parked in my space. We have one assigned space at the apartment, so whoever gets home first grabs one of the free parking spots. Nope, she parked in my spot. And hey, she is supposed to be at her mother's tonight! So I have to turn around and drive out to find a free space. When she was parked, it wasn't raining. Now it is pouring. I am tired, cold, and soaked when I get to the door. She and I have had this discussion before. I am pretty pissed off, so we are going to have words when I get in. Well, I am going to have words at least.

And she is crashed out hard on the couch with the TV going. Dammit. I go to my room, grab my extra blanket and put it over her, and now I am tiptoeing around the apartment. Kids...

Does she often appear on nights she’s supposed to be at her mom’s? Cuz my first thought was that she might have been seeking refuge from her mom. Personal bias could be coloring that impression though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey, insomnia is serious bidness!

Oh, it is. I know it well.

Does she often appear on nights she’s supposed to be at her mom’s? Cuz my first thought was that she might have been seeking refuge from her mom. Personal bias could be coloring that impression though.

Not usually. She does sometimes when Doc in a mood (such as during midterms, heh). But she could also have just forgotten. She and her mom get along fine, mostly.


But now I am a blanket short and cold in my bed alone. Whatever shall I do?

 

[vagrantx]

Is this true, @vagrantx ? (Minus the shit part, that’s just rude, but I didn’t make the meme)
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Hehehehe yes! It's true. It's an easy way to identify tourists on the subway in Stockholm, because the end station is called Slutstation! It always cracks them up

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, it is. I know it well.

Not usually. She does sometimes when Doc in a mood (such as during midterms, heh). But she could also have just forgotten. She and her mom get along fine, mostly.


But now I am a blanket short and cold in my bed alone. Whatever shall I do?

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[OrdinaryPerson]

You wouldn't do well in the Midwest.

Of course not

 

[Qky75]

Of course not

Nobody does well in the Midwest. That's why their faces all look like this:

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Nobody does well in the Midwest. That's why their faces all look like this:

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Hey now! I feel like I do alright in the Midwest - I’m slightly offended

 

[Qky75]

Hey now! I feel like I do alright in the Midwest - I’m slightly offended

FIFY

 

[vagrantx]

Hey now! I feel like I do alright in the Midwest - I’m slightly offended

Fixed that for you

 

[vagrantx]

FIFY

damn it

 

[Qky75]

damn it

I see by your emoji you are extremely frustrated

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hehehehe yes! It's true. It's an easy way to identify tourists on the subway in Stockholm, because the end station is called Slutstation! It always cracks them up

Everyone gets off at slutstation.....

 

[SWR101]

Good morning, my strange and weird peeps!

 

[LupineOne]

Hey now! I feel like I do alright in the Midwest - I’m slightly offended

Right?? I hope he doesn’t mistake our kindness for weakness

 

[Qky75]

Right?? I hope he doesn’t mistake our kindness for weakness

I too was one of you once. You can't play a playa

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Right?? I hope he doesn’t mistake our kindness for weakness

I hope not! Clearly we’re not weak! Need thick skin up in these parts

 

[Qky75]

I hope not! Clearly we’re not weak! Need thick skin up in these parts

And thick socks

 

[SWR101]

I hope not! Clearly we’re not weak! Need thick skin up in these parts

Yeah, takes grit to eat such flavorless food…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

And thick socks

Sadly - even though I HATE socks!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I hope not! Clearly we’re not weak! Need thick skin up in these parts

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.