Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

As in a la Lorena Bobbitt or Dredd-like?

I suppose.
But please refrain from soliciting video evidence for such an occurrence in my proclivities thread. I'm still in therapy for the pdiddle incident.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's normal on the surface, yeah. He was a fourth grade teacher. Now he designs and builds cabins that are kind of incredible. He makes much ass axes and is a raging liberal.

I gotta admit this caught my eye and I'd like to know more about it

She said “ass axes” and that intrigued you? WTF??? How did that intrigue you?

In its most innocent form, it could’ve been an axe handle you shoved up your ass. In its worst form, it’s an axe blade you shoved up your ass. Which was it to you?

I'm still interested in live chicks from time to time.
It was PMann that was talking about posthumous wanks

I was just gonna look at some of her pics and wank. I wasn’t going to go to her grave and wank. I know it’s Halloween and all. But damn.

I don’t even know where she resides. Yet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t even know where she resides. Yet.

I do

 

[Lord Pmann]

I suppose.
But please refrain from soliciting video evidence for such an occurrence in my proclivities thread. I'm still in therapy for the pdiddle incident.

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

You make it sound negative. I'm ready to enroll.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I do

Give her to meeeeeeeee.

I have such sights to show her.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You make it sound negative. I'm ready to enroll.

Oh it’s not negative. Just showing that when she says she’s in therapy after having seen my dick in a shop vac, she means her doctor prescribed her routine masturbation exercises to help work out her tension the amazing video created.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh it’s not negative. Just showing that when she says she’s in therapy after having seen my dick in a shop vac, she means her doctor prescribed her routine masturbation exercises to help work out her tension the amazing video created.

Ah yes, this makes much less sense.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yikes. That was like six in a row and one No Way Am I Clicking That Link.

That's gotta be some kind of record.

*goes to lie down*

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

#nailedit

 

[hotwords229_A]

The girl in the picture

I was going to say this doesn’t help, but after reading I’ve learned who she is, what her boyfriend does for a living, that she was dead from too many penis injections and then resurrected (possibly by Pmann’s cemetery jizz) and is living comfortably on Onlyfans.

If you don’t like that answer, the alien from Species.

Natasha Henstridge is a miracle of hotness.

I was sent a couple of episodes to try, but have yet to listen. Something I need to rectify, clearly.

It is good. The live shows aren’t great, but the regular episodes are really well done.

Does anyone else think it’s funny that Enny and Aussie knew who this girl was when Hotwords and I didn’t? Who’s the perv now?

I can’t believe she searched for something that may have resulted in porn!

Considering I had to search for her, I'm going with no one.

But you did search for her. This feels like a momentous day.

I mean, I took a year off from july 23-july 24. That had to regenerate a ton of cells

That’s not a year, that’s a day that felt like a year.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, and here’s a link to Sara doing nude yoga:
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/p/playboysyogawithsarajeanunderwood.html
I particularly enjoyed her “Plow Pose”

Special thanks to Aussie and Enny for bringing her identity to light.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What can I say? I'm community minded and philanthropic like that

 

[hotwords229_A]

What can I say? I'm community minded and philanthropic like that

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

You just answered the question "what am I the mood for right now?"

Mind if I join you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, and here’s a link to Sara doing nude yoga:
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/p/playboysyogawithsarajeanunderwood.html
I particularly enjoyed her “Plow Pose”

Special thanks to Aussie and Enny for bringing her identity to light.

That video was very encouraging to me. I love her.

You just answered the question "what am I the mood for right now?"

Mind if I join you?

Another “therapy” session?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Whorerween

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b9b5590501d05ba25600ad9a69dbd0a/0037d49198fb5b42-34/s1280x1920/d10fd370be530ffaf1097347f1e172cbe058f661.jpg
We have one week until Halloween. Let’s lighten things up a bit . . .

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

Probably Dana Polk from Cabin in the Woods

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

I don’t know that I have a favorite. Maybe Carla Gugino in the fall of the House of Usher. I know it’s not a movie. Don’t care

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

Again, Carla Gugino. Lol- joking. Kind of.
I don’t know that I’m thinking about sex during horror.

What is your favorite horror movie?

I have a few that I like. The conjuring series. I find the Warrens fascinating. I can’t decide if that’s a good thing or a bad one.

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

None.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

I’m not dying in a horror movie. Watching a horror movie with me is like watching that one commercial:

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

Carla Gugino

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

Ever seen Embrace of the Vampire?

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

Rollercoasters. Movies occasionally. I have a serial killer podcast I like. Haunted houses this time of year are fun, but not scary.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Carla Gugino

You can’t go wrong with Carla.

 

[deft]

Ever seen Embrace of the Vampire?

That scene got me through some hard times

 

[hotwords229_A]

That scene got me through some hard times

Seems like it would have made things harder.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's Pmann, Deft, and Medical Muse.

Tracking down Embrace of the Vampire seems to be a must.


It's not super gory, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

I can’t believe she searched for something that may have resulted in porn!

There was no porn!

But you did search for her. This feels like a momentous day.

No porn!


NO PORN

 

[hotwords229_A]

There was no porn!


No porn!


NO PORN

But it could have been. And that’s the important part.

 

[Endless_Night]

But it could have been. And that’s the important part.

You are wishing for me to search porn?

I . . . uh . . . .


Does it ever occur to you we have a strange relationship?

 

[darkelf9]

Seen a number of horror movies, don't remember seeing an Ass Axe or a Default Penis. Ass Axe not so troubling but who's walking around with a Default Penis in a horror movie? Does the real penis not work? Did the real penis get chopped off then bitten by a vampire and has now come back for revenge in the follow up movie....'Dicked Again' And yes I don't fucking know who Sara is either and frankly my dear I don't give a damn. If I had a door I'd walk out thru it.

And how does the nude yoga fit into the plot of the movie? Oh wait I think I got it. She is nude yoga instructor who is injected with a default penis after it has been bitten by a vampire and she takes revenge by running around with an Ass Axe. Ok I know it took a while but I final got there. It must be one of those foreign horror movies.