Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

If Dracula had a cat…
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That coffin should be all scratched up and then the sunlight comes in, turns the vamp to dust, and the kitty has a litter box!

...the ciiiiircle of liiife!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok if you could describe your perfect orgasm…


Do you tingle?
Do you see stars?

The ones that make me laugh at the end.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Absolutely not .. I’m a ho too

Yup! #hoelife

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Things that are better or worse than Fridays…






Aaaaand go

Worse: Sunday evening
Better: Thursday when you have Friday off. Also finding money in the street.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worse: Sunday evening
Better: Thursday when you have Friday off. Also finding money in the street.

I’ve never found significant money in the street.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’ve never found significant money in the street.

I hadn't either, but my daughter handed me a $50 I watched her pick up out of a parking lot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is everyone doing this weekend?
Tell me something good that happened to you lately?
What are you looking forward to doing?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What is everyone doing this weekend?

Attending a benefit dinner for my son's girlfriend's mother (stage 4 cancer, metastasized).

Tell me something good that happened to you lately?

Got to spend half a week in Colorado Springs.

What are you looking forward to doing?

Sleeeeeeping

 

[Mada69]

What is everyone doing this weekend?
Tell me something good that happened to you lately?
What are you looking forward to doing?

Getting some stuff done around the house.

I *finally* got approval to submit my report.

Sweet lovin'

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok if you could describe your perfect orgasm…


Do you tingle?
Do you see stars?

The ones that make me laugh at the end.

The ones that make me cry at the end because they mean so much

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance likes bologna … but I still maintain that’s the same as spam.

It is NOT spam and I will die on this hill.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's like my bones have melted from lightning coursing through my veins...

I don’t know what I was gonna say but

 

[Mo_Bandy]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance likes bologna … but I still maintain that’s the same as spam.

And hot dogs. Hot bologna sandwiches are a delicacy you know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ho

Yes?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Poor eel....

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Eating the goddamn eel probably works better.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Eating the goddamn eel probably works better.

I have eaten eel before. It tastes like....... eel.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’ve never found significant money in the street.

I found a $20 once. That was good enough.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh Captain, my captain....
@crazychemgirl why don't you answer your own questions as well?

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's like my bones have melted from lightning coursing through my veins...

https://giphy.com/gifs/IDpyRgXDGmtwDhNDAT

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is a recent thing you’ve discovered that you find sexy?

Men being good dads

I do … in some way … like… not literally looking down on you..

But like… beaming their support and love to you.


Like how I ended up working for the same union as my dad… I got the job 6 months after he passed.

I met ex-fiancé soon after my grandma passed away. His birthday was the same day she passed. A small part of me thought maybe she sent him to me :x

Now I am curious. How many have at least thought about writing a novel?

I have, but then I remember I’m lazy AF about writing and overthink evvverything.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh Captain, my captain....
@crazychemgirl why don't you answer your own questions as well?

I have LOTS of questions my dear … I think we’d be at page 10,000 if I answered them all …

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have LOTS of questions my dear … I think we’d be at page 10,000 if I answered them all …

Like you not answering is slowing this down

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Men being good dads

Hey girl, wanna hear about all the school events I've been to this past week?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Went to a pot luck fundraiser for my kid's high school drama club last night.
First we donated food to the pot luck.
Then we had to pay to buy the food we'd just donated.