Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Oh come on.... who doesn't want that ?

Right!?

 

[Trubbycat]

Everyone should be tentacle raped at least once...

 

[BrendaBear]

well, i thought you almost had me until the road trips thing...whew...dodged that bullet

Don’t worry… I am pretty sure you are younger than me anyway.

 

[Trubbycat]

Been to Cali and Washington but not Oregon...

 

[lavendersilk]

Everyone should be tentacle raped at least once...

Welp... I've seen enough Lit for today.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Welp... I've seen enough Lit for today.

Still trying to process here.

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Mr_Soup]

Everyone should be tentacle raped at least once...

Not gonna get me!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If you could design your perfect sexual partner … what things / traits would you include?

Hold on, let's do this right. Let me queue up 'Weird Science' by Oingo Boingo.

-Positive attitude/kindness
-Intelligence
-Sense of humor
-Confident
-Open-minded
-Uninhibited
-Tattoos and/or piercings (not required but a plus)
-Kissable lips and loves kissing
-Thick tush

I'll think of more later, I'm sure.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

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Not gonna get me!!!

I’m hoping that you found this by googling “tentacle rape avoidance gif”.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[Mr_Soup]

I’m hoping that you found this by googling “tentacle rape avoidance gif”.

Me: “Siri, show me a gif that demonstrates how to avoid tentacle rape.”

Siri: “The fuck did I just hear?”

 

[BrendaBear]

Me: “Siri, show me a gif that demonstrates how to avoid tentacle rape.”

Siri: “The fuck did I just hear?”

OMG! That.. good sir, was f-ing brilliant!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fabulous sense of humor
Dirty talk skills
Willing to experiment in the bedroom
Can handle me taking control
Creates an environment in which I feel safe to be myself and explore
Willing to give in bed as well as receive
Fun to be around
Intelligent and well spoken

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[LostHorizon]

So many posts to catch up on, so little time.

Trying to process tentacle rape first thing in the morning before my coffee is making my brain hurt.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So many posts to catch up on, so little time.

Trying to process tentacle rape first thing in the morning before my coffee is making my brain hurt.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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That’s both so sweet and so dirty. I’d expect no less.

…with just a hint of morbidity

 

[MandaPandaa]

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Tell me more... ?
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[Mr_Soup]

 

[lavendersilk]

If you could design your perfect sexual partner … what things / traits would you include?

1. Chemistry. Most important. Physically and emotionally.
2. Humor. Laughing in bed is a huge turn on.
3. Dirty talk. Make me wet with just a few words.
4. Attentiveness. Asks me what I want. Puts my needs first.
5. Conversation. Isn't afraid to talk about things before, during and after sex.
6. Lived closer. I would love to have access to them within minutes.

 

[Qky75]

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[azz_vt]

There is a lot going on here today and I’m not sure how I feel about it…..

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yall are such good little students…. You deserve a reward.


What should you get..?

 

[LupineOne]

Yall are such good little students…. You deserve a reward.


What should you get..?

Boobs make everything better

 

[Qky75]

Boobs make everything better

Wait Q... just wait. Somebody will take the bait.