🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[BrendaBear]

Double secret nominated!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Anti nominated for getting the joke.

 

[lavendersilk]

@BrendaBear for the goose
@lavendersilk for the goose

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[Mr_Soup]

Nominated for being the problem

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

You guys better be getting excited. We’re bringing something much more delightful than the US election to November.

Better get those wanky wrists flexed and ready, and those diddle fingers nimble.

Are you finally awarding the greatest PoJ trophy? Greatest @AlottaFocina alt? The bring Dickie back telethon?

I will pick out a nice outfit and prepare my acceptance speech.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You guys better be getting excited. We’re bringing something much more delightful than the US election to November.

Better get those wanky wrists flexed and ready, and those diddle fingers nimble.

Did I miss my invitation to judge? I don’t know what else you could mean.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Did I miss my invitation to judge? I don’t know what else you could mean.

I'm sure it's in the mail. Aussie post is about as good as USPS, so don't hold your breath.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sure it's in the mail. Aussie post is about as good as USPS, so don't hold your breath.

Koalas are so slow.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Koalas are so slow.

Nominated for not knowing that koalas are not sloths.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for not knowing that koalas are not sloths.

Nominated for knowing that little tid bit

 

[AlottaFocina]

Are you finally awarding the greatest PoJ trophy? Greatest @AlottaFocina alt? The bring Dickie back telethon?

I will pick out a nice outfit and prepare my acceptance speech.

Tagging me? Really? I was on a cruise in the Maldives. Nominated for wrecking my wanky time with Dickie (god rest his Lit account).

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for not knowing that koalas are not sloths.

Two things can be slow!

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Two things can be slow!

Obviously. You and sloths. Nominated for being slow.

 

[AlottaFocina]

Last week's strategy of reduced engagement and general idiocy having failed, Professor Jett can no longer restrain himself and feels compelled to respond to the inferred slight on our glorious educational institutions. He has always found useful application for the knowledge imparted to his young and eager self. His responses below in italics for your general information.

1) How to drop an egg without breaking it - my children are undoubtedly grateful for this piece of wisdom when I admonish them for their carelessness in the kitchen.
2) Pi beyond 3 digits - 3.1415926535 is an important number to know so you correctly and equally divide up pie for the number of dinner guests. The relationship between the diameter of a circle, its circumference and the arc angles of equal segments can be readily established ... (Jett has edited out the rest of this geometric theory shit in the interests of everyone's sanity)
3) Playing a recorder - to this day, by breathy yet soulful rendition of Mary had a Little Lamb remains one of the family favourites. Mrs Jett prefers to play my flute.
4) Memorizing the periodic table - I feel reassured when people post about position 69 that I know what they're talking about. Thulium is a lanthanide and one my favourite elements!
5) Cursive - Jett uses too much of this fucking language when he posts his shit. I question his upbringing.
6) Long division - very useful to keep the brain active when whiling away the minutes between WotW nominations. And when the calculator batteries are flat. Or the strings break on the abacus.
7) Using a card catalog - the Dewey Decimal system for library cataloguing is, in my opinion, one of the glories of the modern age. My home library has a card index system.
8) Making a volcano with baking soda and vinegar - hours of fun for the whole family. Why watch reality TV when you can create a hot, frothy mess in your own living room?
9) Parts of a cell - too much to discuss here. It's just important to remember that animal cells are circular and plant cells are rectangular. See below. Don't go trying to put square pegs in round holes.
10) Dissecting frogs - always important to freeze them first. The little guys object to scientific endeavour otherwise.

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Who the actual fuck is this guy? Nominated for um, I don't even know what to call this. Too much.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Are you finally awarding the greatest PoJ trophy? Greatest @AlottaFocina alt? The bring Dickie back telethon?

I will pick out a nice outfit and prepare my acceptance speech.

Nominated for thinking that your better than the great @AlottaFocina

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominated for thinking that your better than the great @AlottaFocina

Nominated for insinuating that I'm not.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for not knowing that koalas are not sloths.

They might as well be

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Obviously. You and sloths. Nominated for being slow.

Now you’re just being ridiculous. I’m many, many, things, but slow is clearly not one of them.

Nominated for ridiculousness

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Now you’re just being ridiculous. I’m many, many, things, but slow is clearly not one of them.

Nominated for ridiculousness

Fine. N o m i n a t e d f o r n o t r e a l i z i n g j u s t h o w s l o w y o u a r e.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fine. N o m i n a t e d f o r n o t r e a l i z i n g j u s t h o w s l o w y o u a r e.

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[AlottaFocina]

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Is it hating when they're right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is it hating when they're right?

*smh*

 

[AlottaFocina]

*smh*

slowly

 

[StillRain]

A nomination. Jesus.

Jesus is nominated????












About fucking time.

 

[StillRain]

Fucking vacuums. Extreme sport wanking. Pmann.

Nominated.