Sex & Shenanigans

[Apisto42]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Boobs never hurt. I've never been much of an ass man. I don't need to see where you keep your poop.

We all got our things I guess, but even as not a particular ass man myself this is the worst description of a booty!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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It’ll get caught in the drain.

 

[LupineOne]

It’ll get caught in the drain.

Yes it will

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Took a whole nap and no one else posted the entire time? Your consideration for my FOMO is admirable, but you didn't have to do that on my account.

https://imgur.com/a/qfVyCkd

You were awake, napping and awake again long before I woke up.

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Sooo…no wake-up head for you, ever. Got it.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You were awake, napping and awake again long before I woke up.


Sooo…no wake-up head for you, ever. Got it.

And now I'm on the verge of a second nap.

Hopefully this one comes with wake-up head.

 

[Apisto42]

And now I'm on the verge of a second nap.

Hopefully this one comes with wake-up head.

Every man’s dream right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’ll get caught in the drain.

I’ll have to wear a toga
While I break the toilet chain
I’ll be blowing chunks at midnight
it’s too soon for this fate
This is not what I asked for
Please god let me escape

I hate you all. But not more than I hate myself.

 

[Bry1313]

Nope. No.

Why do you need to be a dream crusher?

 

[Bry1313]

Took a whole nap and no one else posted the entire time? Your consideration for my FOMO is admirable, but you didn't have to do that on my account.

https://imgur.com/a/qfVyCkd

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ld7UA3PcumsAAAAC/shalom-peaky-blinders-shalom.gif

 

[Qky75]

I’ll have to wear a toga
While I break the toilet chain
I’ll be blowing chunks at midnight
it’s too soon for this fate
This is not what I asked for
Please god let me escape

I hate you all. But not more than I hate myself.

She likes my penis a lot (uh)
And getting cum on her face....


Sorry. I'll let myself out.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

As the odds of wake-up head are infinitesimally small, I just decided to get another coffee instead.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She likes my penis a lot (uh)
And getting cum on her face....


Sorry. I'll let myself out.

I’m very concerned with what you’re doing with that beanya colada.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[LostHorizon]

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I was just saying this to myself as I raided a box of really good chocolate chip cookies and brewed up a cup of coffee.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you need to be a dream crusher?

It’s what I do best.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just saying this to myself as I raided a box of really good chocolate chip cookies and brewed up a cup of coffee.

Chocolate and coffee … such a great combination.

 

[LostHorizon]

Chocolate and coffee … such a great combination.

It really is.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Chocolate and coffee … such a great combination.

I concur

 

[EricaAnna]

Chocolate and coffee … such a great combination.

Hold the coffee....

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s what I do best.

Nah.
It's in your top ten though....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I concur

Whose job is it to jerk off the choco….oh…wait…never mind.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Whose job is it to jerk off the choco….oh…wait…never mind.

I don’t care who’s job it is, as long as it’s cream gets in my mouth

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I really want to do a polar bear plunge this year. I haven't done one in a while.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I really want to do a polar bear plunge this year. I haven't done one in a while.

I’ve always wanted to do one but I’m always too tired to get out of bed and organized that early