Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

You never have to miss it if you want it. Just saying big boy.

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[Qky75]

As Bob lay in bed he felt strange.

"Omg, I'm floating!! Look, I can see my body!! Oh no! I'm dead!"

Then without warning;

POOF
Bob was standing in grass and as he looked around he noticed the feathers on himself.

"OMG a chicken!?"

Bob tried to settle into his new life but it wasn't long before he saw Mr. Rooster walking straight for him with lovin' on his mind..

"OMG IM A LADY CHICKEN?!?!?"

The rooster was tender and patient and Bob decided to just relax and enjoy the experience.

Then Bob felt strange and had the urgent need to push and so he did. He pushes and pushes and felt pride at laying his first egg.
Then a voice came from the heavens, "Bob......Bob!! Damn it Bob get up you shit the bed!!!"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Boobs never hurt. I've never been much of an ass man. I don't need to see where you keep your poop.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Loving all the boobz and buttz.

 

[morelikeasong]

Boobs never hurt. I've never been much of an ass man. I don't need to see where you keep your poop.

You can send all pics of your bums that you were going to send to Jack to me instead. I’m a good friend like that.

 

[Bry1313]

You can send all pics of your bums that you were going to send to Jack to me instead. I’m a good friend like that.

I will accept all nudes and partial nudes as well and love the thought and care that came from everyone of them

 

[Qky75]

I will accept all nudes and partial nudes as well and love the thought and care that came from everyone of them

D. I. T. T. O.

 

[morelikeasong]

I will accept all nudes and partial nudes as well and love the thought and care that came from everyone of them

D. I. T. T. O.

Stop trying to steal my nudes

 

[Qky75]

Stop trying to steal my nudes

Ok. Just send me yours instead

 

[SWR101]

Man, you take a day and the thread changes a millions times…

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok. Just send me yours instead

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[crazychemgirl]

Stop trying to steal my nudes

Right?? What wanks

 

[morelikeasong]

Right?? What wanks

Good point!

Off to WOTW…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will accept all nudes and partial nudes as well and love the thought and care that came from everyone of them

D. I. T. T. O.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good point!

Off to WOTW…

 

[MandaPandaa]

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My middle finger has always been my favorite so....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good point!

Off to WOTW…

You’re the best.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That show was so great

 

[Bry1313]

Stop trying to steal my nudes

I already know how many nudes my shameless begging will get me



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[Bry1313]

Prediction




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[Rj_1954]

I know most of you don't give a rats ass, but I'm taking my severely handicapped Mrs out for this very sunny day.
I'm not new here...I just haven't posted for awhile

 

[Bry1313]

Good point!

Off to WOTW…

Ohhhh, maybe I’ll get a fourth award out of this

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ohhhh, maybe I’ll get a fourth award out of this

Nope. No.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope. No.

Denied in denial!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Got a little bit of downtime.