🎃 Halloween Candy Battle 🍬🍬 —- closed until 2025

[Mr_bogey]

Ohhh is this a Canadian thing?

*** goes to find photo

Ok I’m back.

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What the actual fuck is this? Candy for blind people?

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/CEmL2uZlSEMAAAAC/snickers-licking.gif

$1 to the person that purges this gif ^ from the internet

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wouldn’t they be better with booze in them?

Isn’t everything?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Tootsie rolls. I prefer the king size
https://candyfunhouse.ca/cdn/shop/products/tootsie-roll-king-size--candy-funhouse-online-candy-store-canada-toronto.jpg?v=1610390108

The only candy that both looks and tastes like a Lincoln Log.

"Those weren't Lincoln Logs." Mr. Potato Head

 

[Mr_bogey]

can i just say, as a Brit who often buys Scandinavian sweets that they have liquorice skulls!

i mean, contest over


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This tracks with beans for breakfast. British still not known for their cuisine. Why do you think they spent their entire history trying to colonize the world aka "the search for a decent tasting meal"

 

[Bry1313]

If someone were to make a chocolate snack out of wax and plastic, then they’d have made a replica of a tootsie roll.

Going with butterfinger here. Don’t let the worst candy/chocolate in the whole bracket advance.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Day 2 Battle Commenfe!!



Butterfinger
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VS


Tootsie Rolls




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Who picked these candies/candy bars

No milky way? No Baby Ruth?

Twix, Baby Ruth, and Snickers should be 3 of the final 4.

Butterfingers which is a lesser version of a Clark Bar.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Not close,Butterfinger today.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I do this with KitKats. Eat the chocolate off the sides then the wafer last lol.

I used to do it with Reese's and 3 musketeers (don't tell @Bry1313 I ate 3 musketeers, he won't speak to me).

 

[orangecurious]

This tracks with beans for breakfast. British still not known for their cuisine. Why do you think they spent their entire history trying to colonize the world aka "the search for a decent tasting meal"

these are Scandinavian.
also, American chocolate is some of the worst in the world
nice try and colonial shaming though

 

[JackKingOff]

Who knew there was so much drama and passion behind a candy?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Butterfinger
(Though Clark bars and 5th Avenues are actually better)

A man of impeccable taste has weighed in.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Who knew there was so much drama and passion behind a candy?

It's pretty simple.....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Snickers over smarties

Tootsie rolls over Butterfingers

Candy corn over Mars

Crunch is way better than milky way

Skittles over Twix

KitKat is far superior to mounds

Reese’s over Jolly Rancher

M&M over Starburst

Skittles over Twix???? Surely you jest.

 

[Sammysub07]

Skittles over Twix???? Surely you jest.

Not a fan of caramel

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who picked these candies/candy bars

No milky way? No Baby Ruth?

Twix, Baby Ruth, and Snickers should be 3 of the final 4.

Butterfingers which is a lesser version of a Clark Bar.

I updated to add a Milky Way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Butterfinger is pulling a lead!!


I can’t eat tootsie rolls anymore once my vet described healthy dog poops as resembling tootsie rolls.

 

[JackKingOff]

Butterfinger is pulling a lead!!


I can’t eat tootsie rolls anymore once my vet described healthy dog poops as resembling tootsie rolls.

I think your vet is in cahoots with your local dentist

 

[crazychemgirl]

What the actual fuck is this? Candy for blind people?

Why blind people??

 

[Bry1313]

Why blind people??

Because tootsie rolls look like healthy dog poops?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because tootsie rolls look like healthy dog poops?

He was talking about the caramel apple lollipops … get your head out of your ass @Bry1313

 

[MindYaBitness]

Butterfinger is pulling a lead!!


I can’t eat tootsie rolls anymore once my vet described healthy dog poops as resembling tootsie rolls.

Have you not seen my famous kitty litter cake, where I actually use tootsie rolls as poo?

 

[Bry1313]

He was talking about the caramel apple lollipops … get your head out of your ass @Bry1313

You expect me to read his stuff closely? That’s for others to do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The 5th Avenue Bar is the final boss level Butterfingers, for the record.

But voting on the lessor of two lessors, Butterfingers gets my vote. You can also nibble the chocolate off them pretty well, and that is oddly satisfying.

Howeve, the little lemon Tootsie Rolls are good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You expect me to read his stuff closely? That’s for others to do.

You don’t read @Mr_bogey ‘s stuff closely? That’s not very nice of you.