Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I may be a gross boy, but at least I have coffee and banana muffins.
Good morning, everyone!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m right here.


Wow.

My heart belongs to you, boo.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I may be a gross boy, but at least I have coffee and banana muffins.
Good morning, everyone!

Mmm... keep talking.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

Mmm... keep talking.

Wow

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Qky75]

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They say he's a dreamer.....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wow. I'm right here.

She's the worst. But apparently I'm in the market for a new girlfriend. Any takers?

Oh hi baby, you're home! this help?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Have you considered a boyfriend?

Wow

Hey girl...you single?

Wow

My heart belongs to you, boo.

Wow

 

[Qky75]

Wow


Wow

Wow

Now say it backwards!

Wow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Now say it backwards!

Wow

I can't. I'm too hurt by betrayal to do anything complicated like saying wow backwards

 

[Bry1313]

I can't. I'm too hurt by betrayal to do anything complicated like saying wow backwards

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-7WSGE6rjjsAAAAC/maggie-smith-kettle.gif

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Mmm... keep talking.

This morning's muffins are store-bought, but still pretty good.
Fortunately, I've got some medium-ripe bananas quickly turning to sugar on the kitchen counter. They should be ready to be baked into homemade muffins on Thursday, probably.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can't. I'm too hurt by betrayal to do anything complicated like saying wow backwards

I understand your pain and I am here for you. Let Owen Wilson say what you feel. Backwards.

 

[LupineOne]

Gross.

Wow.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Freddy is 73? Between this and switching to Sketchers I feel fucking old.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[vagrantx]

Freddy is 73? Between this and switching to Sketchers I feel fucking old.

He's 77 now. Old meme is old

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wow

Wut? Food is my love language.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wut? Food is my love language.

<-- Gives you a muffin

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh hi baby, you're home! this help?

Maybe if those emojis worked...

 

[SWR101]

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Can I trust those prices with wording like they though?

 

[LupineOne]

Can I trust those prices with wording like they though?

Of course not. They’re overpriced.
They should be $0.69

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maybe if those emojis worked...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jack coming through like a fucking boss.