Sex & Shenanigans

Good morning, folks. I'm in the high school today and just overheard a student say, "I feel so old and tired. I feel like I'm 30." Poor little fucker has no idea what's coming.
When my daughter was in high school, she and her best friend were talking about a student with a crush on the band director.
"He's soooooo old, he's like ...35. Oh, sorry, Mr. Unquietdreams!"
 
When my daughter was in high school, she and her best friend were talking about a student with a crush on the band director.
"He's soooooo old, he's like ...35. Oh, sorry, Mr. Unquietdreams!"
I had a crush on the social studies teacher and the computer science professor.... One was older than the other....
And then there was the baseball coach/gym teacher....
Goddamn
 
This is an unfair argument. Everyone knows cruise ships aren't trendy with the billionaire demographic. They submarine and take space cruises now.
I encourage lots of billionaires to test our more ways of travel with lax safety standards …

Please .. go to space.. and die from lack of oxygen.

Please.., travel to the deep.. and implode.
 
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