Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

My circle is 96.6% perfect, can you beat that? https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/

Here. I can beat it with this...

https://crazyminds.es/wp-content/uploads/A-PERFECT-CIRCLE.jpg

 

[BrendaBear]

I choose to believe there's a kink in the system.

But… kinks make the world a better place…

Well, maybe not the ones that aren’t my kink….

 

[MandaPandaa]

Here. I can beat it with this...

https://crazyminds.es/wp-content/uploads/A-PERFECT-CIRCLE.jpg

Ummm. Who are these people? Why can you beat him with them? Are they wizards in muggle clothing?

Should I know who they are?

 

[Taegul]

Ummm. Who are these people? Why can you beat him with them? Are they wizards in muggle clothing?

Should I know who they are?

For the uninitiated, that band is...

https://i1.wp.com/www.rock-zone.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/perfectcircle.jpg

 

[MandaPandaa]

For the uninitiated, that band is...

https://i1.wp.com/www.rock-zone.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/perfectcircle.jpg

Yeah... That makes sense.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really, really tight circles. Maybe I need more lube on my phone screen.

I’m concerned about the “more”….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Listen, people tell me I'm perfect but I can't make the circle perfectly. Something isn't adding up.

I choose to believe there's a kink in the system.

Your circle is perfect. Don't trust no lying ass computer.

 

[Taegul]

Listen, people tell me I'm perfect but I can't make the circle perfectly. Something isn't adding up.

I choose to believe there's a kink in the system.

Can you import a boob pic?

AFAF.

 

[SWR101]

92.9 is my best, FWIW

 

[BrendaBear]

92.9 is my best, FWIW

Is that like “I do what I want” but is “I fuck who I want?”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that like “I do what I want” but is “I fuck who I want?”

No Brenda, that would be IFWIW

 

[Bry1313]

I can’t beat any of your circles, I know this without doing it

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MandaPandaa]

Can you import a boob pic?

AFAF.

I tried. It won't let me.

 

[BrendaBear]

No Brenda, that would be IFWIW

Oh… right.

My bad.

 

[Taegul]

I tried. It won't let me.

You're doing it wrong. SIGH

Send all those pics to me and I'll import them for you.

The things I'm willing to do for a friend....

 

[MandaPandaa]

You're doing it wrong. SIGH

Send all those pics to me and I'll import them for you.

The things I'm willing to do for a friend....

So selfless. I have such good friends.

 

[Bry1313]

You're doing it wrong. SIGH

Send all those pics to me and I'll import them for you.

The things I'm willing to do for a friend....

I was gonna be selfless and volunteer as well, but you beat me to it. Good luck with this valuable project.

 

[Taegul]

Maybe I just thought of the next great website...

Ladies, how close are your boobs to a perfect circle? Upload your boob and nipple pictures and I will rate accordingly.

Genius!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Maybe I just thought of the next great website...

Ladies, how close are your boobs to a perfect circle? Upload your boob and nipple pictures and I will rate accordingly.

Genius!

An app that purports to be an analytical boob scanner but in reality just sends the boob pic to Taegul?

 

[Taegul]

An app that purports to be an analytical boob scanner but in reality just sends the boob pic to Taegul?

Available on Apple iOS and Android.

 

[MandaPandaa]

An app that purports to be an analytical boob scanner but in reality just sends the boob pic to Taegul?

So ... Is this app subjective or what? Who or what does the actual measuring?

 

[Taegul]

Maybe a secure new phone that uses nipple scan security to log in.

No two nipples are the same, ya know.

 

[Taegul]

So ... Is this app subjective or what? Who or what does the actual measuring?

Oh, we have a team of expert that are standing by ready to offer their professional services.

Purely accident that "expert" was singular. I totally meant experts. Plural. Yeah. Definitely.

 

[__Nathan1968]

So ... Is this app subjective or what? Who or what does the actual measuring?

All boobs qualify for the same scores, on a sliding scale of 1-50 per boob depending on how exposed they are.