Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

some people are just so oblivious to the obvious

Now what did I miss?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'll have you know that my dick is very straight

What's wrong with a little curve?!

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe even lazier?

How dare you

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, feeling a little tired and worn down, wondering if long week or the Covid Vax I got this afternoon. I’m determined to pretend I feel fine though. I’m really good at denial

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok, feeling a little tired and worn down, wondering if long week or the Covid Vax I got this afternoon. I’m determined to pretend I feel fine though. I’m really good at denial

It's not just a river in Egypt

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok, feeling a little tired and worn down, wondering if long week or the Covid Vax I got this afternoon. I’m determined to pretend I feel fine though. I’m really good at denial

Probably C19 vax. This year’s formula hit me harder than the last 2. Almost as bad as the first few hit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok folks, I'm glad to announce that weird dicks have made their way to my little corner of the PNW. Finally, I won't have to pay for shipping if/when I wear out my elephant trunk dildo!

 

[Taegul]

Ok folks, I'm glad to announce that weird dicks have made their way to my little corner of the PNW. Finally, I won't have to pay for shipping if/when I wear out my elephant trunk dildo!
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That looks like something you blow when going into battle...

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[MindYaBitness]

That looks like something you blow when going into battle...

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Hey, I'm suing for libal, whoever said that it felt like battle when i blew their horn

 

[Taegul]

Hey, I'm suing for libal, whoever said that it felt like battle when i blew their horn

I'd surrender. Just sayin'...

 

[LupineOne]

I'll have you know that my dick is very straight

Makes those 9 inches all the more impressive

 

[Mr_Soup]

Ok folks, I'm glad to announce that weird dicks have made their way to my little corner of the PNW. Finally, I won't have to pay for shipping if/when I wear out my elephant trunk dildo!
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I have questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to… Who’s the market for such a thing? Why is it an elephant’s trunk when it’s named “Sly Serpent”? If it’s supposed to be a serpent, why is it purple? What kind of orifice can accommodate that kind of curve? Why do the cars in the movie “Cars” have sidewalks? My brain hurts now…

 

[LupineOne]

The munchies are real…

 

[crazychemgirl]

We need a series about what Arya found when she went west of Westeros

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok folks, I'm glad to announce that weird dicks have made their way to my little corner of the PNW. Finally, I won't have to pay for shipping if/when I wear out my elephant trunk dildo!
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I wouldn’t call @Wriggle ‘s package a weird dick, that’s not very nice

 

[lavendersilk]

Makes those 9 inches all the more impressive

You shaved off an inch. @OrdinaryPerson won't be pleased.

 

[Trubbycat]

Maybe it was just foreskin?

 

[UnquietDreams]

We need a series about what Arya found when she went west of Westeros

Let George finish what is on front of him before you give him a new project, please.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok folks, I'm glad to announce that weird dicks have made their way to my little corner of the PNW. Finally, I won't have to pay for shipping if/when I wear out my elephant trunk dildo!
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Hmmm , I always thought the song was What’s IN an elephant’s trunk.

 

[Trubbycat]

Hmmm , I always thought the song was What’s IN an elephant’s trunk.

Probably pre-loaded with fake cum…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You shaved off an inch.

NMK!!!!!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Probably pre-loaded with fake cum…

What kind of scary-ass elephants are at your zoo?

 

[LupineOne]

You shaved off an inch. @OrdinaryPerson won't be pleased.

I winced just reading that…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let George finish what is on front of him before you give him a new project, please.

He’s never gonna finish. I have lost hope.