Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

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My vibrator.

 

[crazychemgirl]

while the internet would probably be the most reasonable answer...i would bring either a cat or a person to keep me company but not overwhelm me when i need the quiet...

I was hoping internet would be a given … but maybe not? Satellite?

 

[Qky75]

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I've got 3 billion....them bitches are bringing whatever I want to me

 

[LupineOne]

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Give me B&N and I’ll be your slut

 

[morelikeasong]

Give me B&N and I’ll be your slut

If we’re going to a bookstore, I’m gonna need you to be my sugar daddy instead

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Give me B&N and I’ll be your slut

I’m so scared to look that up on Urban Dictionary.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[LupineOne]

If we’re going to a bookstore, I’m gonna need you to be my sugar daddy instead

Fair enough, but if there’s comfy chairs in out of the way spots amongst the books, I’m getting me some too

 

[UnquietDreams]

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The New York City library system.
Strike that. Just my laptop, so I can get my damn book finished.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Give me B&N and I’ll be your slut

If we’re going to a bookstore, I’m gonna need you to be my sugar daddy instead

I want to have a party with an open book bar. Have a bookstore next door, and you can go get a book on me.

 

[Photog1rl]

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Now that is a t-shirt I’d wear proudly!

 

[crazychemgirl]

If we’re going to a bookstore, I’m gonna need you to be my sugar daddy instead

This…100% this.

 

[LupineOne]

This…100% this.

I don’t think I can afford both of you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Absofuckinglutely! I don’t drink much or often anyway, TBH

Get someone else to buy it for me.

Yup, it’s called having boobs

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I like big stacks and I cannot lie.

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“Have to”? As in no $1billion incentive?

I’m so scared to look that up on Urban Dictionary.

Oh it’s absolutely filthy…
Barnes & Noble

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think I can afford both of you

It’s true .. we’re a lot.



@morelikeasong

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s true .. we’re a lot.



@morelikeasong

I knew that emoji wasn’t gonna work, but I still clicked it hoping

 

[LupineOne]

It’s true .. we’re a lot.



@morelikeasong

Still, some of the best money I’d ever spend

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yup, it’s called having boobs

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Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and take some practice SAT’s?

Oh it’s absolutely filthy…
Barnes & Noble

I’m not falling for it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I knew that emoji wasn’t gonna work, but I still clicked it hoping

Optimism is hot.

 

[LupineOne]

Optimism is hot.

Optimism, huh?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Optimism, huh?

Optimism, onanism, whichever...hot.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Optimism, huh?

Tease.

 

[BrendaBear]

Optimism, huh?

I clicked and clicked... nothing happened.

 

[LupineOne]

Tease.

See? Bunch of thirsty pervs, is all