Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hottie, we have patiently been waiting for you to post that video of you getting up on the table and getting crazy...

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[Trubbycat]

Maybe that will be my Halloween costume this year. I’m 6’3” so I definitely have the height.

It will be a real hit at work!

You'd need a basketball for the clit...

 

[LostHorizon]

You'd need a basketball for the clit...

I was just thinking about what to use for the clit. Excellent suggestion.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

When I get down in a funk I sometimes like to throw on a kilt, down some whisky, and put on "Dragula" way too loud.
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[LostHorizon]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

I can use some help putting together my seven foot monster vag Halloween costume.

Nothing chases away the sads like a 7 foot monster vagina.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Oh, I'm well aware.
I'm also well aware that I'm a bigger guy at 6'2" and women are often uncomfortable to get on an elevator alone with me. I do my best to relax my body language, and give as much space as possible, basically trying to make myself as non-threatening as I can. But I can't blame them if they want to take the next one.

Have you tried zipping up your pants? That usually eases some appreciation.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I enjoy ballroom and swing. I have done it for years, and I am still not comfortable on a dance floor. The idea that people improvised that just makes my jaw drop.

I can dance as well as Stevie Wonder can see ...
And that's a shame, because I find dancing to be so sensual.

But improv?! No fucking chance.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[morelikeasong]

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This one took me a second and I’m going to say that redeems me for my delay in seeing the dancing people yesterday.

Angel status renewed

 

[__Nathan1968]

This one took me a second and I’m going to say that redeems me for my delay in seeing the dancing people yesterday.

Angel status renewed

You’ll be a born again virgin before you know it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Guys … I have the sads. Cheer me up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When I get down in a funk I sometimes like to throw on a kilt, down some whisky, and put on "Dragula" way too loud.
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are you giving your balls a bass bath?

 

[morelikeasong]

You’ll be a born again virgin before you know it.

I can’t wait to be touched for the very first time
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[UnquietDreams]

This one took me a second and I’m going to say that redeems me for my delay in seeing the dancing people yesterday.

Angel status renewed

I want to get touched by an angel...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife just called me on her way home from work.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to convince strange women on the internet to send me pictures of their boobs."
Wife: "So just another Thursday for you, huh."

Lord, I love this woman.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want to get touched by an angel...

 

[BrendaBear]

Wow… so many emojis, so few links.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Well that's just going to sound awful

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wow… so many emojis, so few links.

Yup…can’t believe she did that! Totally the only person on this page who posts so many emojis without links…

 

[Bbl87]

Yup…can’t believe she did that! Totally the only person on this page who posts so many emojis without links…

Ya know, people are so used to me not doing it, I could probably start hiding dick pics in my emojis and nobody would be the wiser...

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not sure. Good question.

I missed this emoji earlier....

 

[Wriggle]

Ya know, people are so used to me not doing it, I could probably start hiding dick pics in my emojis and nobody would be the wiser...

I'm always clicking yours, Bry, since MLAS tempted you and I missed it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wow… so many emojis, so few links.

I posted yesterday, don't push your luck

Besides I was trying to touch @UnquietDreams soul ....
Or his butt....
Maybe it was his butt....