Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thread title of the day:
Mantises and Mermaids

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Recently on OKCupid someone told me, "I had a sex dream about you..." and we had only just started talking two days before. (No. Not WhiskeyJack.)

It was kinda weird and awkward... but I still asked him for details and we are getting coffee tonight. What is wrong with me?

I'm not on OKCupid, so it definitely wasn't me.
Were the details good, at least?

 

[Lmizzler]

And, curious question.
Is it a requirement to be topless and wear a thong to be an entomologist?

All the best ones I know work that way.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm not on OKCupid, so it definitely wasn't me.
Were the details good, at least?

Oh, I know... I checked. Uh... I'm meeting him for coffee. What do you think?

 

[BrendaBear]

I still have Joan Jett going through my head.

...and I'm good with that.

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[hotoldrguy]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

 

[SWR101]

 

[SWR101]

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Radio Shack, no question. I can find stuff from the other companies elsewhere. RadioShack was a perfect blend of readily available electronic components, electronics, and know how that had never been replicated

 

[morelikeasong]

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I’d say it’s more

 

[BrendaBear]

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Borders... I had to think a while, but Borders for sure.

 

[SWR101]

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Oh, agree 100%, but there are Dollar Generals across the street from each other here…
But If that light goes out? You are FUUUCCKKKEDDD

 

[FormerAllStar2]

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I’d say it’s more View attachment 2409607

[insert “They’re the same picture” meme]

 

[SWR101]

[insert “They’re the same picture” meme]

False, falsest news to ever false!

One is a crappy retailer that abuses its clients and its workers
The other is delicious horrible food, crack and meth lab, and fight club all in one

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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We literally count the Dollar Generals on every road trip... it's one of our road trip games... I win this one everytime!

 

[BrendaBear]

False, falsest news to ever false!

One is a crappy retailer that abuses its clients and its workers
The other is delicious horrible food, crack and meth lab, and fight club all in one

Wow... you should go into public relations (if you aren't there already)... just... wow!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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The mom in me says PAYLESS!!!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

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So many childhood memories
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[MidwestPrincess23]

So many childhood memories
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It was the smell for me... A smell like none other - you knew you were getting something good!

 

[LupineOne]

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Borders. No question.

 

[BrendaBear]

So many childhood memories
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I was an adult when they came along... but taking the kids in that place was fun... but mostly? The smell in there! I don't know what that was... like the smell of wonderment and children being enchanted....

 

[lavendersilk]

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I feel like the center square is a trick some how...

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh, agree 100%, but there are Dollar Generals across the street from each other here…
But If that light goes out? You are FUUUCCKKKEDDD

I love when the news starts talking about the Waffle House Index for hurricanes

 

[morelikeasong]

and fight club all in one

Lmao, literally

 

[SWR101]

Lmao, literally

But it’s so true!