Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

No! That, combined with the fact that he immediately started talking about marriage and saying things like “don’t worry, we can tell our families we met on match dot com” had me leaving a Kitty-shaped hole in the wall in my haste to escape

My guess is he’s on Match.aquarium

 

[lavendersilk]

Recently on OKCupid someone told me, "I had a sex dream about you..." and we had only just started talking two days before. (No. Not WhiskeyJack.)

It was kinda weird and awkward... but I still asked him for details and we are getting coffee tonight. What is wrong with me?

 

[Wriggle]

I hate myself.

Fish rohipnol

 

[BrendaBear]

….. What is wrong with me?

Absolutely nothing! You are fucking awesome!!!

 

[Wriggle]

its ok … we can be short fat legged mantises together

Let it be known all my favourite ladies in my world consider themselves to have short fat legs and if that's what they are then that's my kink.

 

[BrendaBear]

I hate myself for loving you….

Fixed it for you.

Joan Jett is a good way to start your day!

 

[Wriggle]

Recently on OKCupid someone told me, "I had a sex dream about you..." and we had only just started talking two days before. (No. Not WhiskeyJack.)

It was kinda weird and awkward... but I still asked him for details and we are getting coffee tonight. What is wrong with me?

You are a curious cutie.
This is all good.
Just make sure it's a public place meeting

 

[__Nathan1968]

I hate myself.

So was he not aware that the milking refers to eggs?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fixed it for you.

Joan Jett is too cool for school!

I love her so much!

 

[Lmizzler]

Girls … do you ever rub your one leg up and down along your other leg when you are laying with your legs straight out in front with one leg crossed over the other…???

Do you ever think about how it resembles a praying mantis?

This went from a sexy mental image to a scary mental image in no time flat.
Praying Mantis are possibly the scariest insect of them all.

 

[__Nathan1968]

This went from a sexy mental image to a scary mental image in no time flat.
Praying Mantis are possibly the scariest insect of them all.

 

[BrendaBear]

Praying Mantis are possibly the scariest insect of them all.

What??? Not at all! When they talk, they sound like the Lost In Space guy! Totally cool!!

I did see one in my driveway once… or rather, someone else pointed out to me one was in my driveway (he was right)…

…I don’t live there anymore.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This went from a sexy mental image to a scary mental image in no time flat.
Praying Mantis are possibly the scariest insect of them all.

It’s what I do best.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who feels personally called out by this?!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1846138782950551760

 

[37_ttej]

Fixed it for you.

Jett is a good way to start your day!

Fixed it for you again.

Seriously, though, Joan Jett is frickin awesome.

 

[SWR101]

This went from a sexy mental image to a scary mental image in no time flat.
Praying Mantis are possibly the scariest insect of them all.

Well, if like us you’re a man, if not I imagine they’re kinda cool with their groovy dances and sick scissor arms…

But I, personally, love sex enough to have it more than once before getting decapitated…

 

[BrendaBear]

But I, personally, love sex enough to have it more than once before getting decapitated…

Some people are just so needy!

Sex more than once… sheeh!

 

[37_ttej]

One of these mantises is pretty sexy.

Look at her waving those cute little arms. Tots adorbs.

View attachment 2409596

 

[SWR101]

Who feels personally called out by this?!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1846138782950551760

 

[Lmizzler]

I’ll let you guys Google praying mantis vs tarantula and you can enjoy how the insect kingdom settles its scores.
Besides, even if I provided the link, half of you wouldn’t click anyway.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ll let you guys Google praying mantis vs tarantula and you can enjoy how the insect kingdom settles its scores.
Besides even if I provided the link half of you wouldn’t click anyway.

I would not!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll let you guys Google praying mantis vs tarantula and you can enjoy how the insect kingdom settles its scores.
Besides even if I provided the link half of you wouldn’t click anyway.

More reasons to like them?

 

[SWR101]

https://c.tenor.com/o84_9-LtayQAAAAC/nope-lana.gifI’ll let you guys Google praying mantis vs tarantula and you can enjoy how the insect kingdom settles its scores.
Besides, even if I provided the link, half of you wouldn’t click anyway.

 

[37_ttej]

One of these mantises is pretty sexy.

Look at her waving those cute little arms. Tots adorbs.

View attachment 2409596

And, curious question.
Is it a requirement to be topless and wear a thong to be an entomologist?

 

[BrendaBear]

And, curious question.
Is it a requirement to be topless and wear a thong to be an entomologist?

Encouraged, but not required.