SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AVš„
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My heartās full of light and joy.The horror! The horror!![]()
And probably some semen. I hear thatās a thing that can happen. From Reddit.
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My heartās full of light and joy.The horror! The horror!![]()
And mine is a clean, well-lighted place.My heartās full of light and joy.
And probably some semen. I hear thatās a thing that can happen. From Reddit.
View attachment 2409332Ever get that thing where you dream about someone who'd never even crossed your mind sexually, and then the whole of the next day you feel like you're in love with them? I've had that with colleagues... old teachers... people off the telly... it's bizarre.
Not that I can recall. I do vividly recall having a (non-sexual) dream about @Btq97 only 3 days after we first started talking. We were on a sectional sofa, in what felt like late at night, his legs stretched out one way, me laying across the other way, my head in his lapā¦ostensibly watching something or other, but really just talking and tickling and giggling. I hadnāt seen his face yet at that point, so when dream-me looked up, my brain replaced his face with that of someone else who has the same first nameHave any of you ever gone on lit in a dream?
Itās pee-cum.I canāt describe the first except for some reason Iām peeing in the dream and I cum in real lifeā¦
No, because itās like it happens without the orgasm.
And mine is ā¦And mine is a clean, well-lighted place.
Awww, thatās a sweet story, KittyNot that I can recall. I do vividly recall having a (non-sexual) dream about @Btq97 only 3 days after we first started talking. We were on a sectional sofa, in what felt like late at night, his legs stretched out one way, me laying across the other way, my head in his lapā¦ostensibly watching something or other, but really just talking and tickling and giggling. I hadnāt seen his face yet at that point, so when dream-me looked up, my brain replaced his face with that of someone else who has the same first nameThe next day, I told him about it and asked for a face pic, and heās been the man of my dreams ever since
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I have SO MANY questionsMy heartās full of light and joy.
And probably some semen.
If you think I got answers sister..,you got bigger problemsI have SO MANY questions
Dip your balls in clove oil?Yay it's Fall and October and there's pumpkin spice everything everywhere!
So, this year I found this lube
https://romanticdepot.com/store/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/jopumpkinspiceflavoredlubricant2oz.jpeg
...at a romantic depot website, only they are out of stock. I guess the rest of us have to go back to using pumpkins to get that flavor on our junk?
I don't know if I'm necessarily asking for answers... I just like asking hard questions.If you think I got answers sister..,you got bigger problems
Auto-correct. He misspelled fart.I have SO MANY questions
Yay it's Fall and October and there's pumpkin spice everything everywhere!
So, this year I found this lube
https://romanticdepot.com/store/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/jopumpkinspiceflavoredlubricant2oz.jpeg
...at a romantic depot website, only they are out of stock. I guess the rest of us have to go back to using pumpkins to get that flavor on our junk?
I've met people from Lit in a dream, but I've never logged into a website of any kind in a dream.Have any of you ever gone on lit in a dream?
I've had so many technical nightmares, it only makes sense to me that Lit end up in there as well.I've met people from Lit in a dream, but I've never logged into a website of any kind in a dream.
Same. Except for me it isn't contingent on dreams. It's just how I wake up.When I wake up I am extremely horny and if I don't take care if it I am very frustrated.
That makes sense. I'm not on the computer much. Just my phone. I think my brain is still in the early 2000's and doesn't know what a smartphone is.I've had so many technical nightmares, it only makes sense to me that Lit end up in there as well.
I definitely would!Ughhhā¦I had a creepy coach-turned-teacher in my freshman year of HS too. He would stand over girls, hand on their back where the bra hooks were, looking over their āworkā (down their tops). Some other girls in that class knew him from their middle school where he was fired for also being creepy there.
Iām going to go out on a limb here and let you both know that @YourDirtyProfessor would probably be happy to indulge any college professor fantasies![]()
Now there are even MORE questions.Auto-correct. He misspelled fart.
If I have any Lit-inspired dreams now, I blame youNow there are even MORE questions.
Farts full of semen?
Is that like the male equivalent of queefing??