Sex & Shenanigans

[Otis_Ravelli]

 

[BrendaBear]

LOL, it ain’t the articulation I struggle with.
It’s the brevity that’s hard.

I hear that.... but... I can edit something I wrote that is too long... imagine how miserable my in person friends are they have to listen to me circle the airport for an hour before finally landing the plane.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Look like A-cup cakes to me.

 

[SWR101]

Dreams are the HARDEST thing to articulate in words ….

A lot of dreams are feelings … like, horny, frightened, happy, manic, panicked, etc

My problem is I very VERY rarely remember them. I can’t articulate what I have no knowledge of

 

[BrendaBear]

My problem is I very VERY rarely remember them. I can’t articulate what I have no knowledge of

That's me usually also. But lately, I've been remembering them for at least a little while when I wake up. Which sometimes is very nice. Except when the brakes didn't work on the car again.

 

[Lmizzler]

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I would totally do this as a joke. But the reality is that I’m generally the one who makes breakfast for us.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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That is a man who doesn't value his own life

 

[BrendaBear]

That is a man who doesn't value his own life

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[morelikeasong]

Yes - and I was in work and I couldn't make my phone leave the site, because technology never works in my dreams.
It was causing me so much panic.

This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.

Have you ever practiced lucid dreaming?

 

[Wriggle]

This sounds like a lot of my dreams. I’ve never been on lit in them, but something going wrong and just being endlessly stressful.

I really wish I had sex dreams. They sound so fun. And wet dreams?! I feel robbed that I don’t get those.

I think I'll pm you my response to this.

But for now, I'll leave you with this.

 

[SWR101]

Have you ever practiced lucid dreaming?

I have for decades, no luck, my dreams are too fleeting, or I just don’t dream a lot of nights, to make it work

 

[morelikeasong]

Have you ever practiced lucid dreaming?

I think I’ve had semi-lucid dreams before… but no, I haven’t actively tried to. Generally I just hope for no dreams lol

 

[Wriggle]

Have you ever practiced lucid dreaming?

This is sort of where I'm going too.

I have had trouble that often trying to use technology in dreams, that I can now realise that I'm dreaming when it's acting wrong and create lucidity.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think I'll pm you my response to this.

But for now, I'll leave you with this.

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Yep, I only get those a few times a year now. Freaked me out when I had my first one, It woke me up out of a dead sleep!

 

[morelikeasong]

I think I'll pm you my response to this.

But for now, I'll leave you with this.

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Some of the ladies here have talked about it it! I’m jealous.

 

[Wriggle]

Yep, I only get those a few times a year now. Freaked me out when I had my first one, It woke me up out of a dead sleep!

I wake up when I cum in a dream.

 

[Wriggle]

Some of the ladies here have talked about it it! I’m jealous.

I will teach you a trick in a bit.

 

[morelikeasong]

I will teach you a trick in a bit.

Can’t wait. I know you’re a very skilled magician.

 

[SWR101]

I wake up when I cum in a dream.

Same, if I wet dream I wake up as I start to cum

 

[morelikeasong]

Same, if I wet dream I wake up as I start to cum

Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me

 

[SWR101]

Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me

as much as I can remember, I’m either peeing or ejaculating in the dream, then I wake up as I start ejaculating in real life. And it’s a pretty, I don’t know “hard” or “violent” one too. I was also told as a kid when puberty hit these dreams would be pleasant and I wouldn’t even notice until I woke up with cum on my underwear.

NO, I am very aware of it!

 

[SWR101]

The conversations you don’t expect to have when you wake up that morning…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I dream a lot. They’re always chaotic but coherent to me. I have had orgasms in dreams but never a wet dream. I have dreamt of litsters, but never of lit.


Also I talk about dreams a lot but I always think of this This American Life Episode when I do so and feel Sarah Koenig’s mom judging me. *edit, dreams and the route you used to drive somewhere are also on her list

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Do you wake up actually ejaculating, or is it like a ruined orgasm situation?
This all fascinates me

Usually, I wake up right before the really good stuff, so it's neither of those, but a real 'on the edge' sort of thing