How rude. It's like he's never seen pornI had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk
Depends on what kind of bird you're talking about, duhhhhhh
Are you spying on my place! Were hoping for the eagle throuple to start nesting!
I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol
Right?! I wanted thisHow rude. It's like he's never seen porn
Ok, did you say 'I just can't understand this, I'll never get it! But I have to get an A in this class! Please, I'll do anything"I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol
Right?! I wanted this
https://64.media.tumblr.com/23d46eae453b94101c87d56402ffa97c/752902a507cc0d52-e0/s500x750/c93a29080b12f63e3a96c917bfe92c3071d5c11f.gifv
*Speaks the voice of experience...*
Maybe you should have ordered a pizza and then told the TA you didn’t have any money to pay for the pizza and then ask how his plumbing was working….wait…I’m getting distracted by that gif…I did! Of course I did. I know what I’m working with lol
Right?! I wanted this
https://64.media.tumblr.com/23d46eae453b94101c87d56402ffa97c/752902a507cc0d52-e0/s500x750/c93a29080b12f63e3a96c917bfe92c3071d5c11f.gifv
i feel confident that no one ever anywhere has doubted he’d do anything.
Turns out the voice of experience is only good enough for a C+
But you got a “+” ? Good job!!Turns out the voice of experience is only good enough for a C+
There are tens of threads that I won't post in. That has to count for something?
I'm sorry that he didn't bend you over the desk. He must have been completely afraid of having such a hot student in his office with him alone.I had an incredibly sexy social & political philosophy professor in undergrad. I even went to office hours to flirt with him but he never bent me over his desk
You can be a goer and still have some discretion, gotta keep em guessing.
All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.
Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?'be a goer'
The founding fathers would be proud
It's not good English, but I udnerstooded you DeliciousMonkey
Did you do the low-cut top thing like I suggested to morelikeasong?All I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.
Unfortunately, I was absolutely crushing it in his class. It was probably very clear that I didn’t actually need help. Instead I tried to engage him in really thoughtful discussions about the material while also being casually flirtatious and looking hot.
Sigh. So unfair. I never get what I want from crying. Or begging. Or offering small wads of cash.
Me English good!
I’ve definitely done that before. Not for sex thoughAll I had to do was cry and they gave me what I wanted.
Hindsight is 20/20. Ironically, I believe is you had let him get some hindsight I think that would've helped seal the deal. Oh well, next time
