Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol.
We weren't that inventive.
I was in the Blue House.

I’m not an expert but that’s the same thing right?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*Light bulb*

If jerk boys can be dicks....

Holy moly that's my new word for jerk girls....

Geez she being such a beaver

The word you're looking for is cunt

 

[Qky75]

The word you're looking for is cunt

No no. I haven't found the male equivalent to the apex cunt.

Bitch is so generic and even now has positive rebranding.

 

[MandaPandaa]

The word you're looking for is cunt

I feel like the words pussy and cunt should be a compliment though... I feel like I'm supporting the patriarchy when I use them as insults - they're too fabulous to be used as a negative...

Not that I don't tell someone they're a cunt on occasion, of course. But then I always expect them to say thank you after. They don't.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The Catholic version, yes

Shit I was so tired I didn’t even make a joke or innuendo about your uniform last night. *sigh* I’m losing my touch!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have worked hard to remove gendered insults from vocabulary. Everyone poops. That’s usually enough to work with.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh hell…wasn’t feeling well today and just opened this thread and picked up where I left off, only to get to the bottom of the page and see I’m 18 pages behind?! This thread is usually dead on weekends. I need someone to do a Kitty-style multiquote recap for me this time, kplsthx

I dunno for sure but I bet it was a lot of arguing about food.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe they'll see my impulsive flight of fancy and give me my dignity back?

Ok I haven't had any dignity in forever.....

STOP IT! I CAN FEEL YOUR JUDGEMENT FROM HERE

Interesting use of ‘back’

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok, so it’s 8th grade (you can convert yourself @Wand3rlust, like 11tieth form or something, about when you’re 13)

It’s nutrition (a break that’s not lunchtime @Wand3rlust)

Where are you?

What are you doing?

What are you listening to?

What are you listening to it on?

Are you reading? What if so?

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, so it’s 8th grade (you can convert yourself @Wand3rlust, like 11tieth form or something, about when you’re 13)

It’s nutrition (a break that’s not lunchtime @Wand3rlust)

Where are you?

What are you doing?

What are you listening to?

What are you listening to it on?

Are you reading? What if so?

A break that isn’t lunch? Like… recess? Nutrition… so maybe snack time? I don’t think we got any other breaks

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A break that isn’t lunch? Like… recess? Nutrition… so maybe snack time? I don’t think we got any other breaks

Yeah nutrition, it was like 15 minutes

 

[MandaPandaa]

Ok, so it’s 8th grade (you can convert yourself @Wand3rlust, like 11tieth form or something, about when you’re 13)

It’s nutrition (a break that’s not lunchtime @Wand3rlust)

Where are you?

What are you doing?

What are you listening to?

What are you listening to it on?

Are you reading? What if so?

What school did you go to that gave you random snack breaks?

I got lunch and that was it. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Light bulb*

If jerk boys can be dicks....

Holy moly that's my new word for jerk girls....

Geez she being such a beaver

Coincidentally, I’m rereading Breakfast of Champions and Vonnegut has a whole bit on beavers that makes me laugh and laugh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What school did you go to that gave you random snack breaks?

I got lunch and that was it. Lol

You grew up in a theocracy though.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah nutrition, it was like 15 minutes

I got one recess break about 2pm I think. But it was 20 minutes. It was the 80s.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got one recess break about 2pm I think. But it was 20 minutes. It was the 80s.

You people are losing track of the point. Which is my job!

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s nutrition (a break that’s not lunchtime @Wand3rlust)

A break that isn’t lunch? Like… recess? Nutrition… so maybe snack time? I don’t think we got any other breaks

What school did you go to that gave you random snack breaks?

I got lunch and that was it. Lol

Oh! That’s what that sentence meant? I thought maybe he short circuited while typing or something.

I only had lunch also.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah nutrition, it was like 15 minutes

Holy crap, I got two recesses (20 minutes) and a lunch (45 minutes) in school.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Coincidentally, I’m rereading Breakfast of Champions and Vonnegut has a whole bit on beavers that makes me laugh and laugh View attachment 2407819

I mean, what if the beaver is bald?

You grew up in a theocracy though.

I went to elementary school in Southern California...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, what if the beaver is bald?

He wrote it in the 70’s.

I went to elementary school in Southern California...

It was recess for elementary school, nutrition in middle and High school.

Now stay focused people

 

[MandaPandaa]

He wrote it in the 70’s.

Ah. Well, that explains it. Lots of hair back then.

It was recess for elementary school, nutrition in middle and High school.

Now stay focused people

Ok. Well, I didn't ever have 'nutrition'

And we have discussed brains braining and how you can't control it sometimes.

Don't clap at me. It's loud.

 

[Photog1rl]

Holy crap, I got two recesses (20 minutes) and a lunch (45 minutes) in school.

That’s more like a job schedule. If you work 8 hours and are paid hourly I think those are the breaks you get. In school it was a morning recess, you are snack then and then a lunch. Recess was 20 mins and lunch was 45. You had to sit and eat for the first 10 or 15 mins.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Holy crap, I got two recesses (20 minutes) and a lunch (45 minutes) in school.

You just said …

TWO! I thought catholic school was strict!


Shit now I’m getting derailed! Stop it brain!

 

[MandaPandaa]

You just said …

TWO! I thought catholic school was strict!


Shit now I’m getting derailed! Stop it brain!

Stay focused, Monkey