https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXVxbjZzOTB0dmVweXE1dTNtZ2VwYjUxYnJjYzZmejNxOGp2a2RzNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QuHAOOm2i2lZ6lV2As/giphy.gifOregon is ahead, so I dig it. If an Oregon team is losing, please, don’t tell me.
I like horizontal sports.
It was great until about 5 minutes ago... and then someone reminded me about a planned trip to my mom's place
Right? Justa taught me about “sportsball”… and yeah, that was the perfect name. Because… I really could not possibly care less…
Ugh. I'm sorry.It was great until about 5 minutes ago... and then someone reminded me about a planned trip to my mom's place
Oregon won, so there you go.Oregon is ahead, so I dig it. If an Oregon team is losing, please, don’t tell me.
I suppose I should care more for Oregon now but mostly just fuck Ohio Stare.
Yes! You should have an orgasm whenever an Oregon team wins!
You could be cool and be a beaver.
OMG! Technically, my sister was a beaver, and I was not. Nor was I a duck.
One of my best friends is a beaver. And I’ve spent too much time finding jokes.
Orgasms are quite possibly the only thing that could make sports remotely interestingYes! You should have an orgasm whenever an Oregon team wins!
Why? Um because… working… working… because Oregon and Orgasm are similar words!!! Yeah, that is it!!!
A monkey condom?
You are so awesome!!!Orgasms are quite possibly the only thing that could make sports remotely interesting
Always fuck Ohio State
I do like wrapping around dick.
Perhaps ‘Between Two Cacti’?
High-school mascots are the best. My favorites that I've come across over the years are the Orphans, Beet Diggers, Cornjerkers and the Apple knockers
My high-school mascot was so quirky (and offensive to some) that they recently changed it.
Definitely
You went to Hogwarts!
The Catholic version, yes
