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What is a holiday really? Is Christmas a pagan originated festival?, a Christian holiday because Constantine decided to cover up said pagan festival? Is it a completely rescripted meaning altogether to fatten the retailers and commercialism of our society? ..the answer is yes. Literally you assign whatever it now means to you. I am not a witch but Reece's pumpkins just hit different so yay Halloween. I married into a colonized people group...am I going to go to work in protest of Columbus Day? Fuck no.
 
What is a holiday really? Is Christmas a pagan originated festival?, a Christian holiday because Constantine decided to cover up said pagan festival? Is it a completely rescripted meaning altogether to fatten the retailers and commercialism of our society? ..the answer is yes. Literally you assign whatever it now means to you. I am not a witch but Reece's pumpkins just hit different so yay Halloween. I married into a colonized people group...am I going to go to work in protest of Columbus Day? Fuck no.
Legit … at this point we all work so fucking hard most of the time … I don’t care why I get a day off … I just revel in the fact that I get to sleep in.

And by sleep in I mean get up at 6am
 
Really? That’s some bullshit.

We have one in every month (some even have 2) except March and June
I know. Cos everytime we got invaded we pretty much let them stay till they they got assimilated or fucked off of their own accord.

So we don't have days like that to celebrate.

Also, our indigenous people got assimilated WAY back.

So nothing to celebrate there.

So we have 2 days at Xmas, one at New Year, 2 at Easter, May Day, Whitsun and then August. I think August was cos why not.
 
I know. Cos everytime we got invaded we pretty much let them stay till they they got assimilated or fucked off of their own accord.

So we don't have days like that to celebrate.

Also, our indigenous people got assimilated WAY back.

So nothing to celebrate there.

So we have 2 days at Xmas, one at New Year, 2 at Easter, May Day, Whitsun and then August. I think August was cos why not.
But like 6 weeks of paid holiday right?
 
I know. Cos everytime we got invaded we pretty much let them stay till they they got assimilated or fucked off of their own accord.

So we don't have days like that to celebrate.

Also, our indigenous people got assimilated WAY back.

So nothing to celebrate there.

So we have 2 days at Xmas, one at New Year, 2 at Easter, May Day, Whitsun and then August. I think August was cos why not.
Could you imagine Aulus Plautius Day? Bank Holiday with cacio e pepe and gladiator fights?
 
For all you ‘Mericans out there …. With your two party system, do you feel that democracy is working or is it all a big dumpster fire?
We’re way past dumpster fire and have moved on to landfill fire.

My first post in the controversial opinions thread was that we should just let pandas go extinct
Honestly, I cannot relate to an entire species that is going extinct because they are literally too lazy to fuck…but they are ridiculously cute little silly beans and the world would be a dimmer place without them.
 
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