Sex & Shenanigans

[LustfulIntentions2]

Big fan. Babies/toddlers especially.

To be fair, I also really like puppies and kittens. Little stuffs be so cute

Let me take a moment and tell you about 10 year olds, and why have more gray hair than I did 5 years ago.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Gimme gimme!

See also: baby pandas

https://media1.giphy.com/media/12wUXjm6f8Hhcc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77pzepwxmpzj15tinw2dgrxh7amt3kg4cmuv20wrt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Not as soft, but just as adorable:

 

[lavendersilk]

Not as soft, but just as adorable:

And yet still murdery...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Alright, last day

First off, WHY are stockings like this?!?
https://i.ibb.co/dP3pLPd/PXL-20241010-134548726.jpg


And the outfit du jour

https://i.ibb.co/mBtsVz5/PXL-20241010-140417632.jpg

I'm ready to go home!!

Exactly!!!! If those tights are doing that to you, imagine what it's like on short lady with no torso. I can pull those things over my head. It's why I wear thigh highs now. The new styles stay up without a problem and I don't have a meter of extra fabric to contend with, That will invariably end up rolled around my waist, squeezing me like a boa constrictor!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I know. Do they make petite(short torso) ones? Probably not.

The fashion industry has forever made clothing for a woman that doesn't exist...and then I had my 2nd daughter...everything looks fabulous on her. She'll never know the struggle!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Not as soft, but just as adorable:

Pandas are cute in a purely cute way. Baby hippo is cute in an ugly cute way.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gimme gimme!

See also: baby pandas

https://media1.giphy.com/media/12wUXjm6f8Hhcc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77pzepwxmpzj15tinw2dgrxh7amt3kg4cmuv20wrt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

My first post in the controversial opinions thread was that we should just let pandas go extinct

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/032/194/190/non_2x/pandas-playfully-wrestling-in-a-grassy-field-free-photo.jpg

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pandas are cute in a purely cute way. Baby hippo is cute in an ugly cute way.

I adore baby hippos & elephants, they're cute in the cutest way!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/032/194/190/non_2x/pandas-playfully-wrestling-in-a-grassy-field-free-photo.jpg

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYmJtbDAyNzUwZm92ejN1MGV1dXk1eW1oMTZhaXlicXk0YzRuaHJuNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rN9ekNMExPxiE/giphy.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/032/194/190/non_2x/pandas-playfully-wrestling-in-a-grassy-field-free-photo.jpg

Still so cute

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have loved a few dogs. And I will concede that I’ve never met a Bernese mountain dog that I didn’t want to hug like a teddy bear.
And I’ve loved a few cats, too.

But if you asked me if I like cats or dogs I’d say… meh

However, yeah, I do think the concept of pets it’s kinda weird to begin with, tbh.

You don’t like things living in your house that you don’t speak the same language and yet you love their stupid fluffy faces even when they chew all your shoes.

 

[Bry1313]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYmJtbDAyNzUwZm92ejN1MGV1dXk1eW1oMTZhaXlicXk0YzRuaHJuNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rN9ekNMExPxiE/giphy.gif

Wow

 

[__Nathan1968]

Pandas are cute in a purely cute way. Baby hippo is cute in an ugly cute way.

Me too, baby hippo. Me too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me too, baby hippo. Me too.

Me too bro.. me too.

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Accurate for me as well.


And my dog.

 

[morelikeasong]

You don’t like things living in your house that you don’t speak the same language and yet you love their stupid fluffy faces even when they chew all your shoes.

Correct

I do understand the appeal though! Just as I understand people who don’t feel a strong desire for kids. There are a lot of negatives that come along with each that affection easily surpasses, if you have that affection.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wow

https://voca.ro/19QrpzWM0aXh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Alright, last day

First off, WHY are stockings like this?!?



And the outfit du jour



I'm ready to go home!!

Were you ever a contestant on this show called Outlast?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also … what is a bigger red flag …


someone who doesn’t like dogs
someone who doesn’t like cats

Red flag is to strong a term. I have no strong opinions if someone dislikes either or both.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yummy food vs candy and scary decorations?

Hmmmm… that’s a tough one for me.

I mean, Thanksgiving is more special cuz it’s only one day whereas you can “celebrate” Halloween for a whole month.

I can roast a turkey any day. The neighbors get tired of me begging for candy door to door by December or so.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I certainly think individuals can and do and was not calling anyone out in particular.

I think the larger culture still recognizes it as a pro-colonialism holiday though. Folks still celebrate Columbus Day too even with a full on rebrand.

I celebrate Columbus Day by driving around, getting lost, then claiming wherever I end up as my own.

 

[UnquietDreams]

How do you feel about children?

How are the cooked?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think Columbus Day is pretty close to dead except amongst white nationalists.

Still a legal national holiday in the US.