Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

And it was because Carrie was coked up and kept screwing up the lines. Harrison just started using what ever phrase popped up in his mind rather than the scripted one. Kershner kept that one.

I heard a totally different version of that… which is much less drug related… I will believe that (because I am fine with lying to me apparently).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

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[UnquietDreams]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

That looks adorable on you. Casual and fun work wear. You wear it well.

 

[SWR101]

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

*writes note* wake girl with tongue between legs, maybe not get slapped…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

https://i.ibb.co/cJjmhcf/PXL-20241010-023611085.jpg

You look great, especially for having worked 12+ hours!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You look great, especially for having worked 12+ hours!

Cheers!
What's worse is I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep and I threw up last night.
This trip has been a doozy.

Still, incredibly productive day. I get so much done when I'm alongside my team. They're worth all the inconveniences of travel

 

[UnquietDreams]

*writes note* wake girl with tongue between legs, maybe not get slapped…

Been punched in the head a time or two. "Stop" would have been fine ...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Been punched in the head a time or two. "Stop" would have been fine ...

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

 

[MindYaBitness]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

Exactly, I can't imagine turning down an orgasm, freely & enthusiastically given

 

[UnquietDreams]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

 

[BrendaBear]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

I think he was too.

 

[BrendaBear]

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

Was having the same level of common sense as a fork on the list?

That sounds like a delightful way to wake up to me.

 

[Bbl87]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

I mean, some people are jumpy sleepers, so I kinda understand that.

My wife once came in with her phone light on and apparently scare the crap out of me. I don't remember it, but apparently I was reaching for the bedside safe. I'm convinced I thought I was being abducted.

But I've suggested she sleep shirtless, as she DOES really enjoy some good breast worship even if she doesn't like oral. And I feel like she'd enjoy waking up to THAT for sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was having the same level of common sense as a fork on the list?

That sounds like a delightful way to wake up to me.

Nah, she just decided she didn't believe in post-marital sex. At least, not with me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

It was the overly gentle, missionary that cracked me up

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that
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Leather bound books and mahogany are extremely likely to help get me in the mood. I’m having visions of sex in front of the library fireplace or on a velvet chaise

Sleepy sex?
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I call it alarm cock

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was the overly gentle, missionary that cracked me up


Leather bound books and mahogany are extremely likely to help get me in the mood. I’m having visions of sex in front of the library fireplace or on a velvet chaise

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[Photog1rl]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

https://i.ibb.co/cJjmhcf/PXL-20241010-023611085.jpg

You look great in your professional gear! I hope you sleep well.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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Exactly! Read cuddled up on the velvet chaise or have sex on it? Lay down a furry blanket in front of the fire and fuck or take a nap?

There are no wrong answers in this scenario

 

[barefootgirl69]

Uh, ya!!!! Being woken up, all sleepy & stress free, with the amazing sensation of a tongue on your clit is better than any alarm clock!!!!

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sleepy sex?
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Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

Definitely the best! My partners would have blanket consent to wake me up a bit earlier than usual for frisky purposes, and I would need blanket consent to do the same!

Y'all wanna come convince my wife of this? I keep telling her letting me wake her up with oral would make her day better.

Oh honey…your wife needs a talking to for multiple reasons!

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Omg such a nerd that I know that line was totally off script and they decided to keep it

My spouse is not a fan of either Stars, neither Trek nor Wars. So I ordered t-shirts for a Disney trip when galaxies edge opened, I ordered the Leia shirt in his size because I wanted the "I know"

Used to have these hanging above the bed when I lived with the ex-BF (shown sitting on placemats just to illustrate the fact that they’re floating frames). One of them spontaneously fell off the wall a few days before we broke up

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

Yeah, we didn't have the "no, don't touch me" conversation til later, but that was part of the impetus for that talk.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

Also very very true!! I was more thinking of it in the context of being happily married for almost 20 years…. It’s an extremely safe environment!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

I agree. Consent matters even in long term relationships. It can be sorta open ended if you know your partner well but surprises and new things should always be discussed and agreed upon.

Bodily autonomy rules yo!

 

[crazychemgirl]