I mean there are those of us who seem to be permanently fastingI get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it
Oh, so you totally get it. I feel so seen!
You don't even have an online friend you can play with? Surely there's someone here who can act as a pressure release valve for the perpetually famished
You're smart, funny, and beautiful, if you have no play pal all you'd have to do is post looking for an ebang buddy and you'd be swamped with suitors!
Pretty sure it’s actually Mrs. Stealth Bomber DickI don’t make the gif, I work with what I’m given.
And technically I think it’s Mrs Groundskeeper Willie
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Flattery will get you everywhereYou don't even have an online friend you can play with? Surely there's someone here who can act as a pressure release valve for the perpetually famished
Sooooo Deefalt, mon ami, have you met my dear friend Wander? I mean, her pics in chaos are stunning, and I hear she's looking for a boy toy, so bust out those bird dances and get to it
She seems sleepy. Something about the Prime Meridian, I don't know. Science is hard
Huh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker
Peanut butter sounds nice. I am mostly on the "Wish Sandwich diet." I wish I had a sandwich...I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it
Reverse psychology....I see what you're doing there YentaHuh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker
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I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver
This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious
so, no Stealth Bomber Dick, and no sleepy sex, anything else we should note?
IDK, Smurfette looks pretty satisfied
Too much of a good thing..... La laa lalala lowewmugawwd
You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state
I may be slightly altered as well. Due to a week long fist fight with insomnia, I've taken my gummues early and have found that now I'm just conscious and silly, instead of sleepy
I like silly Mindy, let her out to play!
I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead
I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it
Hey, you can annoy me any time!I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead
Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!
