Sex & Shenanigans

The real answer is waffle fries. Those fuckers are always dry and not seasoned well enough for their volume.


The real crime is RAISINS in potato salad. That should be considered be a capital offense.

The real origin of Karen-ing: skip to 5:15


I don’t really like McDonald’s, but I did used to love their fries…until I saw Supersize Me; they have so many preservatives in them that they looked exactly the same at room temperature a month later 😬


It’s not just you. I mentioned tater tots to @Btq97 a few days ago and he didn’t know what they were either.


So my predictive keyboard gives 3 options and I had no idea where each would lead, but:

Take 1: I have one kink and it’s not even close to being my favorite thing in my entire existence.
Take 2: I have one kink and it’s just a little more important than anything else.
Take 3: I have one kink and it’s so hard not being able to get it all over my body.
How DARE you throw shade on waffle fries … there’s a place here that makes truffle waffle fries with garlic aioli and I would sell my left kidney for them!
 
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