Milton Milton Milton...

[Yarglenurp]

No matter what happens, Republicans will actively hamper efforts to help and then blame the Democrats for doing nothing. Their base will eat it up, and vote Republican even harder.

 

[ll74]

The efficiency of Biden's leadership to quickly put together such a strong hurricane even without the additional FEMA funding from Congress is really quite remarkable

 

[Lance_Castro]

If Trump were President, one phone call and that hurricane would have headed for Venezuela.

 

[LLCox]

I'm right in the middle of the cone this time. Fuck me.

I have friends in the cone in Tampa, Orlando and Jacksonville.

 

[SevMax2]

Just give him back his damn stapler and pay his salary already.....

 

[ll74]

Upgraded to a cat 5

 

[deckardB26354]

I'm right in the middle of the cone this time. Fuck me.

All you have to do is pray and that storm will deflect like a bullet whizzing past Trump’s ear.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Breaking News!

MTG has infiltrated Biden’s Weather Control Center, and is trying to figure out how to redirect the hurricane to California.

Unfortunately, she is struggling to find California on a map. Or Florida. Or the United States for that matter. Geography is hard.

 

[SevMax2]

Breaking News!

MTG has infiltrated Biden’s Weather Control Center, and is trying to figure out how to redirect the hurricane to California.

Unfortunately, she is struggling to find California on a map. Or Florida. Or the United States for that matter. Geography is hard.

MTG is the archetypal Karen. Nothing bad about her would shock me, however implausible.

 

[deckardB26354]

All you have to do is pray and that storm will deflect like a bullet whizzing past Trump’s ear.

Ruh roh…you didn’t pray quick enough. The Milt-meister is now a cat 5!

Trump said that he will make the storm “just go away” so to all of his supporters: DON’T leave! You’ll be fine and perfectly (and beautifully) safe.

 

[Rotadom]

Topic adjacent.

 

[Rotadom]

 

[deckardB26354]

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I always wondered about that! When interviewed, the survivor always has to come back with god’s grace and god saving them. If he looooooves you so goddamn much, why didn’t he save your pets (the uneaten ones anyway) your kids and spouse and all of your shit?

I mean that’s some serious love there. If I ever get “loved” like that, I’d file for divorce.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1843357734856733156

 

[Lazaran]

This early rapid intensification could be a small blessing:

The storm could weaken before hitting Florida due to expending much of its energy over the waters of the gulf.

Fingers crossed.

 

[ll74]

 

[deckardB26354]

Here’s to hoping that it stays a cat 5, maybe even make a new category—Category OH FUCK. Maybe, with gawd’s help, it will do an unprecedented (fucking hate that word now) sort of meteorological high jump and leap over the state to land right smack on top of Mar o’Lardo and obliterate it.

 

[Lazaran]

Here’s to hoping that it stays a cat 5, maybe even make a new category—Category OH FUCK. Maybe, with gawd’s help, it will do an unprecedented (fucking hate that word) sort of meteorological high jump and leap over the state to land right smack on top of Mar o’Lardo and obliterate it.

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There was actually discussions about creating a Catagory 6 for Hurricanes due to climate change.

 

[deckardB26354]

There was actually discussions about creating a Catagory 6 for Hurricanes due to climate change.

Why would they do that??

“Climate change is a hoax.” — Orange Turd

 

[John_von_Neumann]

I convinced George Soros to turn his space lasers on Hurricane Milton, and steer it towards Republican counties.

 

[SevMax2]

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I hate to say it, but I don't detect a lie here.

 

[Rotadom]

I convinced George Soros to turn his space lasers on Hurricane Milton, and steer it towards Republican counties.

Everytime I see "Soros" I hear Captain Kirk screaming, "KAHHHHHHHNNNNN!"

 

[ll74]

Just gonna leave this one here. The gulf has experienced the highest surface temps every recorded.
Gulf Coast Temperatures Surge to Highest Levels Ever Observed

I'm sure it's nothing

 

[butters]

This early rapid intensification could be a small blessing:

The storm could weaken before hitting Florida due to expending much of its energy over the waters of the gulf.

Fingers crossed.

it's likely to weaken to a 3 or 4 but that's still very dangerous

Earlier Monday, Milton's wind speeds had increased by 90 mph in less than 24 hours. It's now being called the third-fastest rapidly intensifying storm on record in the Atlantic, according to more than 40 years of National Hurricane Center data.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/t...rse-for-florida/ar-AA1rKmRv?ocid=BingNewsSerp
it's expected to leave Florida as a cat 1. so that's a hell-ton of energy will be dissipated over the state.

 

[adrina]

Sucker's moving slow. That's a bit of a problem. Lots of time to gather energy and water.

Also, it makes it more difficult to nail down modeling more than 24 hours out.