Lord Pmann
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Just Google it, darling.
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Just Google it, darling.
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I’m sticking with….NO!
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But I said darling in such a way that should’ve made you feel safe.
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I’d have to drink like @deefalttwunnyfor to kill enough brain cells to buy that.
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It sounds like you need some tequila, toots
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I suspect that would be the colour after their use, yes.
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It was a link. That's all I can manage.
#LitiquettePTSD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There isn't that much tequila.
I think you drank it all.
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Wait. I thought those were for the boys????
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Not this boy!
Red!!!!
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I learned they have them for boys and girls. They also make them in glass.
Who the fuck sticks thin rods of glass up their urethra?
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I mean ... I have glass dildos....I learned they have them for boys and girls. They also make them in glass.
Who the fuck sticks thin rods of glass up their urethra?
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I sure hope they're annealedThey also make them in glass.
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I mean ... I have glass dildos....
I presume they aren’t 1mm thick.
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This is the funniest thing ever…
For those who are too scared to click on my links, here are pmann’s AI style highlights.
1. Guy was browsing the hardware section at the Goodwill and finds a set of sounding rods with one missing.
2. Another guy posts that he inherited a set of sounding rods from his uncle after he passed. They used them as skewers to cook smores, as they didn’t know what they were.
People suggested it would’ve been more appropriate if they roasted wieners.3. Users shared mixed feelings of humour and horror concerning the shoving of things up your ding dong.
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I sure hope they're annealed
Someone is gonna read that wrong and end up with a bloody anus.
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*faints*I learned they have them for boys and girls. They also make them in glass.
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Omg. I just can't even.I presume they aren’t 1mm thick.
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This is the funniest thing ever…
For those who are too scared to click on my links, here are pmann’s AI style highlights.
1. Guy was browsing the hardware section at the Goodwill and finds a set of sounding rods with one missing.
2. Another guy posts that he inherited a set of sounding rods from his uncle after he passed. They used them as skewers to cook smores, as they didn’t know what they were.
3. Users shared mixed feelings of humour and horror concerning the shoving of things up your ding dong.
Not to kink shame!!!
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Sounding is the worst kink (or whatever it’s called) I’ve ever run into. I’ve never seen anything so painful looking.
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I mean, maybe?
I recall a visit to an Amsterdam sex shop whose video covers had me throwing up over a bridge.
Something else I haven't been able to expunge from memory.
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Poor HW just wanted to ask a simple question about pain and all I’ve done is derail it with sounding nonsense. On behalf of urethras everywhere, I apologize.
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I think Muscles may have abandoned the thread. 
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