Cock Talk

[Lmizzler]

Truthfully, you just need to hit the spot (either sex).
If it’s four inches in…you’re good

So less than 4 inches also works?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7214491753787706666

 

[MedicalMuse]

So less than 4 inches also works?

A for effort

And you know how to work the accessories, right?

 

[MedicalMuse]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7214491753787706666

I never thought of myself as a size queen, however, there is something about girth that really works for me.

Length is meh.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I never thought of myself as a size queen, however, there is something about girth that really works for me.

Length is meh.

I've had length, girth, both, and neither.

It's the person for me

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

neither

https://y.yarn.co/c6b099b8-60a9-42ac-a1ed-1613a1fec8cd_text.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://y.yarn.co/c6b099b8-60a9-42ac-a1ed-1613a1fec8cd_text.gif

Oh, the average length and girth guys who have a decent hip thrust, eager mouths and willing minds... Those are my kryptonite

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh, the average length and girth guys who have a decent hip thrust, eager mouths and willing minds... Those are my kryptonite

Annnnnnd you like them enough to want to let them play. Thats the kryptonite.

**I should also add that if I don’t like you, you’re not getting anywhere near my pussy. I don’t have a hate fuck kink.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd think that these are too thin for enjoyable butt stuff

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWU0dXZjYjBiaXNjZHV6c2VjbWp4aXI5YTI0eTdocWh2c3MyNDJ3byZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/8c2gbqyv9BNde/giphy.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Annnnnnd you like them enough to want to let them play. Thats the kryptonite.

**I should also add that if I don’t like you, you’re not getting anywhere near my pussy. I don’t have a hate fuck kink.

Same, girl. Same.

If I want you, I'm gonna enjoy getting you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Depends on how much damage. It’s a fairly vascular area but that close to the anus is usually more venous. Slower blood flow. About 4 inches in is where you get more capillary action and it could be really awful.

So that was a round about way of saying- it depends on how adventurous you get…

Remind me to tell you the story of a guy with an upper GI bleed that tried to make a pass at me while the Doc was elbow deep in a rectal exam

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I picked the best/worst time to try and catch up with this thread

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Remind me to tell you the story of a guy with an upper GI bleed that tried to make a pass at me while the Doc was elbow deep in a rectal exam

https://lanthorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/office-900x600.jpg

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So less than 4 inches also works?

You cannot maths well on Sundays. Or maybe it’s the lingering dehydration

I never thought of myself as a size queen, however, there is something about girth that really works for me.

Length is meh.

Length can be like a punch to your cervix which is NMK.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You cannot maths well on Sundays. Or maybe it’s the lingering dehydration

Maybe not enough blood flow?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Remind me to tell you the story of a guy with an upper GI bleed that tried to make a pass at me while the Doc was elbow deep in a rectal exam

Sounds legit. Men.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You cannot  maths well on Sundays. Or maybe it’s the lingering dehydration

Spelled correctly.

Length can be like a punch to your cervix which is NMK.

Oof

 

[MindYaBitness]

So less than 4 inches also works?

Dear Sir,

It is with a heavy heart that we are writing to inform you that you are overqualified for the position of "4 inches or less", for which you have applied. We invite you to reapply for a more appropriate position soon to be posted, such as "helicockter trainer". We look forward to seeing your dick hearing from you in the future.

Sincerely,
Every Litster who' ever seen the Chaos thread

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dear Sir,

It is with a heavy heart that we are writing to inform you that you are overqualified for the position of "4 inches or less", for which you have applied. We invite you to reapply for a more appropriate position soon to be posted, such as "helicockter trainer". We look forward to seeing your dick hearing from you in the future.

Sincerely
Every Litster who' ever seen the Chaos thread

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Dear Sir,

It is with a heavy heart that we are writing to inform you that you are overqualified for the position of "4 inches or less", for which you have applied. We invite you to reapply for a more appropriate position soon to be posted, such as "helicockter trainer". We look forward to seeing your dick hearing from you in the future.

Sincerely,
Every Litster who' ever seen the Chaos thread

I have somehow missed every helicockter by anyone and any Miz dick pic ever posted.

It’s not a skill I recommend

 

[Bbl87]

Dear Sir,

It is with a heavy heart that we are writing to inform you that you are overqualified for the position of "4 inches or less", for which you have applied. We invite you to reapply for a more appropriate position soon to be posted, such as "helicockter trainer". We look forward to seeing your dick hearing from you in the future.

Sincerely,
Every Litster who' ever seen the Chaos thread

That may be the most comforting rejection letter ever.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have somehow missed every helicockter by anyone and any Miz dick pic ever posted.

It’s not a skill I recommend

That's not a skill at all. It's a disability. You should file that to get like a handicapped parking space thing or some sort of compensation

 

[Bbl87]

I have somehow missed every helicockter by anyone and any Miz dick pic ever posted.

It’s not a skill I recommend

The helicockter is not one I've managed to perfect... I'll see if I can work on it and give you a heads up.

But I'm a grower, so I may not be the best equipped for the ol' helicockter.

 

[Bbl87]

I never thought of myself as a size queen, however, there is something about girth that really works for me.

Length is meh.

https://y.yarn.co/392642be-ed06-4e6b-b5cc-d6a394a57e02_text.gif

Length can be like a punch to your cervix which is NMK.

Its not something that happens often, has to be just the right time in her cycle, but that hit is one of the worse feelings for me. Because I know what I just did.

Sounds legit. Men.

I mean, I was gonna act all offended by the sexism. But the shoe does in fact fit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ass is the custom

I fixed your post.

Aww. Does that make you uncomfortable?

Yes. Very.

*sigh* every er nurse is shaking their fist at this in spirit

If a drunken guy with some broken glass in his ass and a hugely wide (but flat, beaver tailed shaped) penis hits your ER, you’ve met default.