Cock Talk

[ReallyRandyReader]

I had a Dr. Pepper earlier. That’s all I got!

I see you a Cherry Coke (damn proud there was no typo there)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And I only started drinking to keep default company!

And I appreciate you. Nowwww down the hatch?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I see you a Cherry Coke (damn proud there was no typo there)

I got your cherry right here
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXF5OG13dWVpMWs1YzNzaXNmcTl6bGM0cHFvbTV0eHJmZ3l5Njk2byZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Lk9SktDAGzYUU/giphy.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My spouse wouldn't think of it, and would cringe if I suggested it

But it tastes good! And it's fun! And I bet you look sexy AF when you're riding a tongue! And I'm going to get another drink! Maybe some water

 

[Endless_Night]

And I appreciate you. Nowwww down the hatch?

I'm working on it!!

Halfway

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Hey, girl, hey.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm working on it!!

Halfway

That's good; start with half, you don't want to gag on the whole thing out of the gate

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's good start with half, you don't want to gag on the whole thing out of the gate

I was about to warn her, but now it’s too late.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was about to warn her, but now it’s too late.

You don't think I got in there in time? Story. Of. My. Life.

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg. You guys are sooooooooo

 

[hotwords229_A]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

 

[lavendersilk]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

Who's this default? Sounds like a nice person...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I picked up my tablet to look something up. That was like 45 minutes ago.
I reminisced about my sexy English teacher, learned about cuttlefish, then had all my hopes of becoming one dashed, made some inappropriate four barreled cock comments to some nice people who didn’t deserve it (but I liked it ) imagined an MFM with default and learned of many people’s drinking preferences.

I have absolutely no idea what I was originally going to look up.

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

 

[Endless_Night]

I know!!! I just peeked after checking PMs and *boom*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

Me too, but that’s another 45 minutes!

Okay, 45 seconds.

 

[Endless_Night]

Try threesome porn. That always works for me

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who's this default? Sounds like a nice person...

I dunno, I looked at his profile and it really seems like he copied me to a T. Super funny and great body, amazingly witty, probably has a gorgeous dong. What was I talking about?

 

[lavendersilk]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

And none of them clickable...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

 

[Endless_Night]

And none of them clickable...

Whoa!

Is that an MFM or an MMF?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

 

[Endless_Night]

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

Omg.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whoa!



*Note the three emojis.

Duly noted
You've never gotten a lil curious and clicked into pornhubs threesome section? This site's story section also has a great threesome section. I like to go into the 'first time' heading and then click 'tags' then search for threesomes. You're welcome in advance

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sounds like an MFM!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If their faces look like that, someone isn't doing it right.

That's what they all look like just before a loving hand is pressed against the back of their head