Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

That’s totally a thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

They'd be good.

Or salted caramel.

Cupcake blowjobs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had imagined something very else.

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Has science gone too far?
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

Isn’t that what a ring donut is for, or did I get this all wrong?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cupcake blowjobs?

Yes. Wouldn't they?

 

[Wand3rlust]

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

No I think that's me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You been hitting the booze? What's something very else?

It involves two hands a mouth and vagina.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s totally a thing.

Prove it!!!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

You see, my liver has been bombarded with different alcohols for the last 20 years and it's really built up a resistance to it. I keep trying to kill Lilly but she's a fighter, that's for sure

 

[hotwords229_A]

Prove it!!!!!

I guess it depends, are you eating the cupcake and receiving the BJ? Easy.
Are you eating the cupcake and giving the BJ? Still pretty easy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You might get 4 shots!

If I'm lucky

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Holy . . . .

*looks at single champagne flute in hand*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has science gone too far?
They just keep combining 2 great things.
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

Ice cream & Oral

 

[Endless_Night]

Holy . . . .

*looks at single champagne flute in hand*

And I only started drinking to keep default company!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I've had a bottle and a half of prosecco. And 4 shots.

Sounds like a great start!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Only having the single member and no alcohol, I feel under prepared for this thread

 

[MindYaBitness]

It involves two hands a mouth and vagina.

I don't want to crumbs in my hoo-ha

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ice cream & Oral

Have you ever had a guy hold an ice cube in his mouth and then go down on you?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ice cream & Oral

Now wait, am I eating the ice while getting the oral or batting ice cream on my cock and getting oral?
Not that it matters, just wondering.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What I am wondering here is how you people have gotten on the outside of 4 shots/drinks and still manage to type!

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[hotwords229_A]

Only having the single member and no alcohol, I feel under prepared for this thread

I had a Dr. Pepper earlier. That’s all I got!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever had a guy hold an ice cube in his mouth and then go down on you?

My spouse wouldn't think of it, and would cringe if I suggested it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now wait, am I eating the ice while getting the oral or batting ice cream on my cock and getting oral?
Not that it matters, just wondering.

Yes