Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Lol, I meant that male cuttlefish who are unsuccessful at finding a mate like to pretend that they're female cuttlefish, to get close to the females, and then they sneak attack mate with the females. Rude. Better to be a peacock who lies in his weird peacock way that his DMs are full & all the pea-hens love his pea-cock.

I like default’s cuttlefish version better. I’m going with that one.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

You KNOW we do

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

If you really want to be jealous, check out the mustulidae that have a 4 headed penis

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't do that with everyone

That's a terrible shame. Talking nerdy is quite sexy to a large portion of the female population!

 

[Endless_Night]

You KNOW we do

*feels like things are getting ready to happen*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

Well, I dont know about happy, but they get the job done

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's a terrible shame. Talking nerdy is quite sexy to a large portion of the female population!

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

I have to like a guys humor & personality before I can enjoy his, um, plumage

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh yeah, 4 dicks. But are they happy?

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not everyone appreciated a great plumage though

Theirs to lose ...
Fucking talk math to me, turn me on babe.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Theirs to lose ...
Fucking talk math to me, turn me on babe.

the reflexive property is a=a

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

Masturbation must be more like whack-a-mole

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

Not to mention all that cum!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can you imagine the effort it would take to keep them happy? If you're not Goro from Mortal Kombat, then you're in for a bad time

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!

 

[hotwords229_A]

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!

You might get 4 shots!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've had 4 shots.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If there was a mustelidae in man form, I'd at least like a shot at making it happy!

And I'd love to watch you try

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've had 4 shots.

Of?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tequila rose.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Not to mention all that cum!

That's a feature, not a bug

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tequila rose.

I had imagined something very else.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tequila rose.

Has science gone too far?
They just keep combining 2 great things.
I'm still waiting for cupcake blowjobs

 

[Wand3rlust]

They'd be good.

Or salted caramel.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had imagined something very else.

At first me too, but sometimes tequila and rosé lead to the other thing