Cock Talk

[RachelWalsh]

So far we’ve really only covered the tip.

I think they say just the tip doesn't count. Lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I am vaguely of the suspicion there is no way I can catch up!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yda8f1HoEI8AAAAC/wrong-attitude-johnny-rose.gif

 

[Endless_Night]

The best topic? Top 3 for sure

Dare'st we ask the top two?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I flirt wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more than naughty chat. Recently I had someone accuse me of having a harem and my PMs make that claim seem totally laughable
I read a fascinating article this week about male peacocks faking sex noises so that females come check out the sound out of curiousity/jealousy. It was very relatable

Better to be the male peacock fake-out than a cuttlefish strategy

 

[Endless_Night]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yda8f1HoEI8AAAAC/wrong-attitude-johnny-rose.gif

Dutifully goes to make a Kir Royale.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Dick is nice lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dare'st we ask the top two?

Butts is #1 for me
I'm gonna put boobs #2

 

[Endless_Night]

Better to be the male peacock fake-out than a cuttlefish strategy

I fear to ask for elucidation . . .

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dutifully goes to make a Kir Royale.

I had to google that, but holy fuck that sounds delicious

 

[Endless_Night]

Butts is #1 for me
I'm gonna put boobs #2

*makes notes*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have I said that? I might've. I feel like I can provide sources that can tell you that my PMs are way less fun and engaging than I can be on threads. BUT, I do send more nudes/audios/credit card numbers

Hey, your PMs are fun & engaging, how can they not be since they're filled with bird/animal mating factoids?

 

[Endless_Night]

I had to google that, but holy fuck that sounds delicious

'Tis.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dick is nice lol

Whose?

Butts is #1 for me
I'm gonna put boobs #2

Butts over boobs? This is pretty controversial.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Butts is #1 for me
I'm gonna put boobs #2 & 3

FIFY

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I fear to ask for elucidation . . .

Mating takes place with the cuttlefish linking their eight arms and two tentacles for head-to-head contact, with the males slipping their sperm packages into the female's mouth and fertilising her eggs.

Man, if humans were like that I'd have impregnated SO many people

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FIFY

Fine, we'll move cock to #4. I liked it at #3 what with its ability to fill the three holes

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mating takes place with the cuttlefish linking their eight arms and two tentacles for head-to-head contact, with the males slipping their sperm packages into the female's mouth and fertilising her eggs.

Man, if humans were like that I'd have impregnated SO many people

Damn, I want to be a cuttlefish!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whose?

Butts over boobs? This is pretty controversial.

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mating takes place with the cuttlefish linking their eight arms and two tentacles for head-to-head contact, with the males slipping their sperm packages into the female's mouth and fertilising her eggs.

Man, if humans were like that I'd have impregnated SO many people

Lol, I meant that male cuttlefish who are unsuccessful at finding a mate like to pretend that they're female cuttlefish, to get close to the females, and then they sneak attack mate with the females. Rude. Better to be a peacock who lies in his weird peacock way that his DMs are full & all the pea-hens love his pea-cock.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey, your PMs are fun & engaging, how can they not be since they're filled with bird/animal mating factoids?

I don't do that with everyone

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

I feel like I'm learning so much about your proclivities.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm an ass man. They're great. I don't know what else to say

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sitting!!! That's the secret. Also, I removed all my clothes so those won't get dirty or splashed with margs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn, I want to be a cuttlefish!

If you really want to be jealous, check out the mustulidae that have a 4 headed penis

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m a boob man.
We might make a great MFM team!

Omg!!