Cock Talk

[LadyLascivious1]

Anti-ghost?

*raises eyebrow*

I’m not prejudiced against ghosts! More just very practical. So while I enjoy a good paranormal tv show or book, it’s strictly fictional in my view

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m not prejudiced against ghosts! More just very practical. So while I enjoy a good paranormal tv show or book, it’s strictly fictional in my view

*tries hard not to judge*




As do the ghosts.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*tries hard not to judge*




As do the ghosts.

Does it help if I think it would be cool if they were real? Just like with vampires and werewolves

 

[Endless_Night]

Does it help if I think it would be cool if they were real? Just like with vampires and werewolves

Esoteric redemption is at hand.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

I do!

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

While there is something about being scared that is a turn on sometimes, Halloween doesn’t seem to have that same sort of feeling. Halloween is more of a giddy, excited scary feeling.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

I have. I’ve also dressed like an absolute dork, and also went for a scary look too. The scariest was a horror version of the tooth fairy.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

We used to have some fun parties. We had costume contests and prizes for different categories. But that was the extent of it.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

I don’t know. Just depends on the person. Some people can wear a burlap sack and look sexy as hell.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

It just takes on a whole other feel. I tend to like the scary movies I watch to be just really well written/directed stories. My favorites don’t have a lot of gore or sex in them. I like just spin-chilling stories that I will be thinking about a week later.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

No?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

It’s a fantasy and an escape. You can set aside your seriousness for a moment and just get lost in a fantasy. Plus it’s just fun to get dressed up in various costumes and uniforms. It doesn’t have to be Halloween for that.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

I don’t have any Halloween superstitions.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story?

Yes

What about one with a sexual element?

No

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Hmm this is a difficult question. I guess the last one but the second one is intriguing too.. oh who am I kidding, a hot pumpkin man?? Who could resist?

 

[hotwords229_A]

There’s your assist…

Appreciated!

Eh. Depends on how it fits in the movie.

This is the wrong answer. It always needs to be there.

Werewolves are the sexiest monsters, if that helps.

Of which there is still no emoji.

<—solved

Do longstanding rituals count? If I'm not out and about I dance sky cloud and do a some kind of Samhain offering.

Werewolf sex . . . transforming myself doesn't strike me as all that sexy.

I totally disagree. I find the werewolf transformations to be incredibly sexual.

Not X rated fun, but plenty of over 21 and borderline R rated fun.

So it sounds like you’re interested in pushing it toward the NC-17?
Can I be invited to your next party?

No?

That question mark makes me think there’s still a chance!

Plus it’s just fun to get dressed up in various costumes and uniforms. It doesn’t have to be Halloween for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, I want to hear all these ghost stories!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Also, I want to hear all these ghost stories!

Me too! Clearly no one is telling me any

 

[Endless_Night]

<—solved

No. No, it is not.

No?

There is doubt?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

That question mark makes me think there’s still a chance!

There is doubt?

Oh you two — no, I just wondered how this was a thing? ?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh you two — no, I just wondered how this was a thing? ?

Oh. Ooops.

I blame @hotwords229_A

 

[MindYaBitness]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
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The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?
Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Do you find Halloween sexy?
More innocent fun than sexy

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
I get the giddy titilation that comes with the unknown, however true fear, not so much

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
I've skirted the edges of sexy. I've been a french maid, Little Bo Peep, and I was Lt. Uhura 3 years in a row in high-school. My fellow Star Trek Nerds loved the miniskirt

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
Not particularly. We did a murder mystery party, a few costume parties, and a dress like your partner party, but that's it.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Whichever one the person is having the best time in

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Nope. I like jump scare, or sci-fi horror

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
I have a vibe that makes me moan like ghoul, does that count?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
It gets you out if your comfort zone, can lower inhibitions

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
I set out Oreo Thins & Diet Coke for the Great Pumpkin

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
No sexual element, but I was 15 or 16, scared the hell out of me. I already have insomnia, but I didn't sleep for months.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?
Uh, yes.

 

[SixShooter14]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
....

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

I find everday sexy...

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

Perhaps? I think there's a bit of overlap with most feelings/emotions

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

Have not...but wouldn't necessarily be against it

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Halloween parties??? LMAO.... N/A

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

Probably a sexy vampire/goth chick, but I do have a certain affliction for a sexy nurse

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

I don't really watch horror movies...they are mostly boring and dumb.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

No...

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

Umm.....idk

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None...but my dog was born in halloween...and he's now 11 years old and is as crazy as a 2year old pup.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

Not really, but I've had some strange things happen at my family business after dark that we joke is my grandpa hanging around.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Werewolves!!!! What kind of silly question is this?

 

[Endless_Night]

< but I do have a certain affliction for a sexy nurse

Clever wordplay or typo?

Werewolves!!!! What kind of silly question is this?

You take that back!!!

 

[SixShooter14]

Clever wordplay or typo?

It was Intentional.... Clever would be too generous

You take that back!!!

Haha....not a chance!

 

[Photog1rl]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
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The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Yes. The whole dressing up like something you’re(edited for spelling) not is fun and has an element of sexiness even when the costumes are not traditionally sexy.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

For me and connected to Halloween, no. If I am placing myself in a situation where I give up control then there is an element of fear of the unknown and that can be arousing.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween?

It depends.

Have/would you?

Absolutely! I’ve been a scandalous French maid but I’ve also been a foam penguin I usually just go with an idea that grabs me. I love to dress up and involved but achievable is my style.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Mostly just drinking and costume without kids not sex parties. Lots of dancing and merriment.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

Whatever makes a person feel their best. Creative costumes get me.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

I don’t prefer horror in any format.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

nope my nether regions are squash free.

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

I think it is being something or someone else. It allows people to lower their inhibitions. You can be anonymous or an entirely different person.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

No superstitions but you have to dress up for candy.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

No ghost story for me. Many for my family. The women in my family are witchy-for generations-but ghosts are not my gift.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

im going with werewolves.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh you two — no, I just wondered how this was a thing? ?

Let’s just say I saw some very interesting things while researching this question.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Yes.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

I think so. Fictional fear has a similar effect on the body to sex, heart rate, adrenaline, sweat, release of emotions. I think that is why there is (or at least, was) a lot of nudity and sex in horror movies, even going back to the days before they could show that, it was still suggested.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

I don’t usually do anything on Halloween. But I would love to attend an adult Halloween party again!

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

I have been to some good ones. I would say 4.5 out 5 stars?

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

There are women who can make anything sexy. But you can’t go wrong with a Tarzan and Jane costume.
Damn, I should have asked about sexy couples costumes!

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

Somebody better go skinny dipping, take a shower and/or have sex or I’m gonna be pissed!

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

I have not. But I am now thinking there should be an Ampics thread for Pumpkin Fuckers. It could lead to some creative pics/gifs.

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

Like everyone else said, it’s about pushing your boundaries. What is better than the sweater wearing glasses girl who dresses like a hot slut on Halloween to let everyone know she is more than she appears.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

I don’t know that I would ever want to not have a pumpkin in the window to ward off the evil spirits on Halloween. I don’t believe in any of that, but why risk it?

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

I think everyone I know has a ghost story except me, and I’ve looked!
I don’t think I know anyone who has a sexy ghost story, though.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Werewolves all the way. Also the other two!

 

[hotwords229_A]

NEW QUESTION ADD ON:

Have you done a sexy couple costume? What was it?

If you could get your partner to join in what sexy couple costume would you choose?

Have you dressed in a costume hoping your “mate” would be at the party—you go as Frankenstein hoping The Bride will be there, you go as Jane hoping Tarzan will be there, etc.?

Would you take part in an Ampics thread Sexy Halloween Lit Party if that thread existed?

 

[Lmizzler]

Do you find Halloween sexy?
Yes, for the most part.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
Nope, not even close for me. Generally the opposite. Laughter and happiness gets me going.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
Funny story, when I was a kid, I dressed as a girl for Halloween one year with a friend. One house actually thought we were girls and said we had the prettiest "Princess outfits". My buddy and I thought that was hilarious. They could have not given us candy at that point and I wouldn't have cared.
As an adult though, nope. Nothing especially provocative about my costumes.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
Costume parties and dinner mystery parties really is all. Some simple flirting, innuendos, and banter but thats about all.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Not really. I am watching it to be scared, not to be aroused.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
Pfft, who hasn't! Had an orange dick for a week.

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
It's a couple things. The escape like others have mentioned. It's like a socially acceptable role play. But it's also a dopamine and serotonin dump from your brain. You are pushing your comfort level often but in a way that increases your happiness. You are having a good time with people and you just feel good. Throw in some scantily clad outfits and next thing you know, you are hiding in an extra bedroom with that special someone and trying to explain how you got all that makeup on the front of your pants.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
Candy is good!

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Not really. Just silly kid stuff.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?
Pumpkin headed person in doggy style so I don't have to see the ridiculous jack-o-lantern grin the whole time.

Have you done a sexy couple costume? What was it?
My wife and I went as Native Americans one year and then went home and did some hootin and hollerin. (Pretty sure our oldest son was concieved that night)

If you could get your partner to join in what sexy couple costume would you choose?
Scooby Themed. I'll be Shaggy and she can be either Daphne or Velma.

Have you dressed in a costume hoping your “mate” would be at the party—you go as Frankenstein hoping The Bride will be there, you go as Jane hoping Tarzan will be there, etc.?
Definitely not ever how my mind has worked.

Would you take part in an Ampics thread Sexy Halloween Lit Party if that thread existed?
Oh I'm sure my exhibition and my inability to turn down many dares would have me participating.

 

[MindYaBitness]

other Halloween item?
Pfft, who hasn't! Had an orange dick for a week.

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[Lmizzler]

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Busted....
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

There was a guy I knew years ago who would use magic marker to color the head of his dick orange and then put black lines on it with sharpie to do a jack-o-lantern and then text out a pic of it with the accompanying text: happy hallowiener!

 

[MindYaBitness]

There was a guy I knew years ago who would use magic marker to color the head of his dick orange and then put black lines on it with sharpie to do a jack-o-lantern and then text out a pic of it with the accompanying text: happy hallowiener!

You knew "a guy", seems sus

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You knew "a guy", seems sus

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